girl code for guys

first dates

hello my lovely readers!

today we are going to talk about the horrid first date.

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there are two reasons why you guys ask a girl out on a date.

1: to have an actual relationship with the woman

2: to get laid

so lets talk about NUUUUUUUMBER 1!!

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ok well guys, when you take a girl on a first date make sure its going to be a place where you both will have fun.

"how will i know that CH?"

simple. FUCKING KNOW WHAT SHE LIKES!

you only need one little detail about a girl to tell where a first date could be held at.

she likes to eat? food place

she likes art? some place with art

she likes the same music you do? a fucking concert

you guys dont always have to go the traditional lame cheesy route of a restaurant. SPICE IT UP!

while your on your date, you should totally and positively be 100% YOURSELF! she likes something you dont? thats cool. she hates sports but you play? fine. if its not meant to be then its not.

alot of you guys like to be sweet and romantic on dates. thats cute. but when she finds out your not actually like that but like a total self centered slob, dont come crying to me when she leavea you.

"but CH, what if she is my dream girl and ive been chasing her and not that i got her i dont wanna let her go"

dude. grow a pair. you sound like a chick... *makes whipping noise* you whipped my man. anyways, if she is the girl you've been DYING to get with and shes not what you expected. DO NOT CONTINUE! she will never change. do the whole crazy-hot scale you guys have. ya know for the amout shes crazy she has to be equally as hot.. use that.

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guys that just want to get laid;

umm.. im not a psychic but if you do what your going to do.. your going to have a very angry male relative of the girl you hit-and-runed at your door step with a gun aiming at your balls.

if you wanna get laid, just fucking ask the poor girl. dont waste time and money going through all that bullshit with a date if you aint gonna see her again.

"hey blah blah" you say

"yea blah blah" she says

"wanna just skip to the dessert ;)" you say

not that fucking hard!!!

do not lead that poor victim on! just ask. most likely, if she likea you enough, she will say yes! she will say yes if :

a.) shes a hoe

b.) has an itch that need scratching

c.) is stupid if she thinks youll stay afterwords.

(no offence to any girls. do what you want. no judgement)

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thats all for today!

latersssss!!

-CH