getting ready

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Hey hey hey! It's 11:11! Make a wish! ........................................ ........................................ ........................................ ........................................ ............................ ........................................ ............ ........................................ ........... ........................................ .. ........ ........................................ ... ...... ........................................ .................................. .. ........................................ ........................................ ... ........................................ ........................ . ........................................ . ........................................ ......................... ........................................ Dang, it passed.

Oh well!

Here is a long overdue update!

Sorry amigos

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Today is all about why girls take SO long in the bathroom to get ready.

here we go!

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I've been asked that question alot. Why do girls take SO long in the bathroom to get ready?

Well, girls have to take a shower, fix their hair, brush their teeth, put deodorant on, put make-up on, put perfume on, pick the PERFECT outfit, maybe do their nails, look over themselves once, twice, three times, pick the PERFECT shoes to go with the PERFECT outfit. Now you tell me, how long do you think ALL of that would take? A pretty long damn time.

Getting ready is sacred to girls. It's like foreplay. The longer girls take to get ready, the better their night will be! Simple logic.

Now, if your girl comes out looking like the clown from "IT", you need to tell her she needs to spend more time in that bathroom. I know it sounds mean, but hey! If I dated a girl who looked like a cake, I would tell her cuz I ain't going NOWHERE with them looking like that!

So, girls take a long time cuz their day/night will be better plus! they want to look good.

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That's all for today!

Laters..

-CH

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