today im going to be talking about drinking.
this is one subject that ALL FUCKING GUYS need to understand
enjoy two headed people!
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dudes... dudes... lets talk about drinking. now i dont mean water or juice. im talking about alcohol.
guys, when you drink.. you like to go at a fast pase. you may not think so, but you do. you like to get hammered, trashed, shit-faced, drunk..no?
when your hanging out with the guys and theres the occasional girl that drinks with you guys. dont fucking call her a pussy, wuss, wimp, or any of that shit because we cant just go as fast and drink as much as you can. few girls can but 98% of girls cant.
before you call that girl a pussy for not downing vodka shots like its water.. remember this. you will be the one carrying her drunk, lifeless, puke covered body home. so fuck off.
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guys, please please please please PLEASE! i cannot stress this enough. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ORDER A GIRLY DRINK AND TRY TO TALK TO A GIRL!! are you stupid? you know what goes through our head when a guy orders an apple martini and trys to talk to us? he's batting for our team. ( absolutely no offense to the gay guys I love ya'll) but thats what we think. if you order a girly drink and think your gonna get laid, its gonna be a long night with a threesome between you, your hand, and a cold shower.
if you say that the liquor that guys supposably drink is too hard core or some shit... you dont need to be drinking out in public. especially if you wanna get laid.
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sorry if this update was kinda harsh.. and by the way, i didnt mean to offend anybody. especially any guys that could be reading this that are homosexual.
anyways,
thats all for today!
laters!
-CH
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