girl code for guys

first kiss, virginity, and why you dont get laid

hello people of wattpad!!

sorry i reallt havent updated in FOREVER!!! my phone did not have minutes on it, so therefore i could not update. and i dont have a computer or internet sooooo i use the wattpad app. i promise ill make up for time lost!

without further a do...

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today we are talking about girls firat kiss and their virginity.

alot of you player type guys think;

"why do girls make such a big deal out of their first kiss and loosing their virginity? blah blah blah"

well, shut the hell up you assholes who think that. our first kiss as well as our "first time" is sacred to us. we want it to be special. not at school in the janitors closet.

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girls first kiss:

ok i can understand the whole making a big deal about it. but every girl wants to have her first kiss with the one she really likes. yeah i said likes. you people who believe in "love" can take it and shove it up your asses if you dont like what i have to say.

anyways, but she wants to remeber it and smile. not remember it and think "god, was i that shit faced? (drunk)"

i mean come on now. every single one of you guys, and i do mean all of them, cared at one point about your first kiss. and if while reading this your thinking "no way man. thats for pussys"

your a fucking liar and you know it. im being as blunt as i posssibly can. if you say or think that, you are a huge fucking liar. like dude, stop being egotistical for one fucking second and actually tell the truth. cuz i mean, your reading this... its not like your gonna go on a damn confession spree.

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losing her virginity:

i HATE hearing my friends say "why do girls have to be strings attached. why cant she just give it up?"

like, fuck off you dick head. ive heard it hurts the first time around you dont have a vagina that fucking shoots out these damn hormones that makes you, i dont know, actually want someone around. not just a fuck buddie. i mean, we all know you got more than one head and most of the time your thinking with the wrong one, but calm your cock bro. chill out! i highly doubt vaginas are gonna disappear forever alright.

back to the main topic, did you know that when you have sex with a girl her body releases a hormone or some shit that makes her attached to you. thats why all the sluts you've banged keep running back.

SOOOOO with that being said, she wants her first time to be with someone she likes alot. and wants to be with for a long time. ( i am NOT saying forever cuz that shit never works out)

so next time you wanna pitch a bitch fit cuz some girl didnt give it up to you, think about this:

you + your hand = satisfied

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thats all for TODAY!!!

laters....

-CH