ok. hey guys! it feels like i havent wrote in FOREVER!! how sad..
anyways! im here now and i will present to you a very amazing, spectacular, awesome update!
ta daaa!
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jealousy:
oooooh this is gonna be good! imma do jealousy for girls and guys.
girls (girls you can skip to the guy jealousy part)-
guys, when a girl gets jealous.. world war three is about to happen. i mean you might think its cute and you coo at her and tell her its adorable but in reality, all hell is about to break loose. your girl will fucking beat the shit out of any other girl to give you a second glance besides her. she is gonna tell you that she is not jealous. she is a fucking liar! dont let that bitch fool you.
do not call her out on lying about being jealous. she will go ape shit. thats a death wish my friend. just kidding. she is just not gonna wanna make your already big ego even bigger. she might go ape shit. it depends on your bitch. (im allowed to playfully call another girl a bitch. you cant.)
if your girl never gets jealous your either A) being played or B) in need for a new bitch
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guys (here is your part ladies)-
guys are like us girls. that really dont want to admit they are jealous. some might just be blunt with it, bit their weird.
since guys like to show their dominance, be prepared for anything when your man is jealous. this includes random rough making out, fist fights, some grabbing. whether it be ass or whatever, challenges, and what the fuck ever. weird ass shit.
if you have a man that NEVER gets jealous, your either A) are the side girl or B) need a new boy toy.
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ok so that wasnt spectacular shit but it was good.
hope you liked it. i wanna see some more comments PLEASE!
thats all!
laters..
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girl code for guys
Humoris is for guys to understand women. since you guys dont like mind games, im giving it to you straight. * i update almost every day. if not then every other day or when i think or find something to add* ENJOY!!
