hello people of the world!
as you can see i am much more friendly than my other gloomy updates!! i have gotten over it! yup.. i know your thinking "well that was fast" well my fellow readers.. ive decided that if he wants to take his older friends' sides than thats up to him. he will come crawling back like always..
but anyways todays update goes out to anklebiters_ !!! thanks so much for understanding and giving me great ideas!!!
enjoy!
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bad-boys:
oooooooooh how i LOVE bad-boys!! as do most girls! there is just the mysterious and thrilling vibe that comes off them that attracts most girls. plus, there usually SUPER good looking. i havent seen a bad-boy yet that is not hot.
anyways, girls like bad-boys because they like the thrill they bring. now im not talking full out gang violence and killing people but stuff like sneaking out and doing stuff that mommy and daddy dont approve of. typical cliche!
usually when a girl starts to hang around a bad-boy is cuz deep deep down inside, they are sick of the same thing everyday! so when a bad-boy shows up to the party, what better way to spice shit up than a bad-boy!
being a bad-boy is not a bad thing! while your normal self is grumbling about how terrible the bad-boys are, the bad-boy is going off having fun with your willingly crush! so shut up and grow a pair! live a little and you will have the girls falling at your feet!
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man-whores:
fuck. you. dickheads!
no girl fucking likes you! you know who does? that slut in the corner with her boobs popping out of her chest, shirt so short you can see her G-string (thong), and fucking vagina covered in STD's!!!
jeez! i know you guys wanna "live your life" but dont be a hoe about it! yes i just called guys like that a hoe! shove it up your ass if you dont like it!
you are never going to find a girl to have a relationship with if your always hoe-ing around! man up will you! women need a man not a pathetic little whore!
i think the saying "bros before hoes" is funny. we all know its really "hoes before any fucking thing else. i need a unsatisfying lay" yup. i just went there. sue me.
but seriously. if you want an STD free girl, you need to clean up your act. dont hoe around, dont flirt with other girls, no kissing, no touching, not even looking! set your sights on on girl...and go for it. there is a HUGE diffrence between being a man-whore, and a player.
a player does not always sleep with the girl he is with. a man-whore does. always thinking about when he is going to get laid.
be a player not a whore. a player at least gives us girls a shot. being a one night stand does not. you guys hate it when a girl you like fucks you over. so why do it? makes no damn since!
so, find a girl that intrests you... talk to her, be in a relationship, and keep your body..eyes..and mind on that one girl.
goodluck!
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thanks again anklebiters_ !!!!! i liked this update. its one of my favorites!
thats all for today!
laters...
-CH <3
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