Yogscast One Shots

Hatsome - Soft As Silk

Shipping: Ross, Smith, Trott
AU: Minecraft
Suggested By: 2003maygirl

Third Person

Summertime. It was the time of year Alex Smith hated the most. Considering he was a slime, you would've thought that it was because he melted in the hot summer sun, but in actuality, it was because his best friend wouldn't remove that stupid beanie he always wore. It was a winter hat for crying out loud! Surely it was normal for a human to do so for 24 hours a day? He sighed, turning back to his thaumcraft research. It was then that his other, less odd, friend entered, dragging his walrus skin behind him. Actually, in hindsight, perhaps Chris Trott was rather weird. In fact, they all were, the Selkie, the human and the slime.

"Ross is still wearing that stupid hat," Trott groaned, throwing his skin onto the floor. Smith gazed at his friend, turning away sharply as he remembered the blood magic stuff his friend still dabbled in.

Trott sighed, leaning against one of the marble pillars, "Sorry mate, it's just too hot." Smith nodded, the effects of the heat had already begun to affect him.

The slime man stared at his partially melted hands, contemplating for a few moments.

"We've gotta get that stupid hat off of Ross," He told Trott firmly, taking the brunette's hand and leading him to the roof. Ross was definitely up there building again. You could tell just from the noises echoing through the marble structure.

Trott hid behind the taller man, his voice small as he muttered, "I don't have a good feeling about this Smith."

"It'll be fine, mate," Smith replied, grinning mischievously. In that moment Trott knew something awful was about to happen.

They both wandered off upstairs towards the sounds of Ross building. As it got louder Trott began to get more and more anxious as to what Smith had in mind. Shortly, they both stood a few metres behind Ross.

Trott's hands began to shake as Smith's grin just grew wider as each second ticked by. Smith crept quietly until he was just moments away from completing his plan. As each of them held their breath, Smith reached out his hand until it was only centimetres from Ross' head.

Ross suddenly stopped and searched through his inventory as if he had lost something. Deciding to use his time wisely, Smith lurched his Hand forwards to pull off Ross' beanie. Unfortunately, Ross jerked his head back and glared at Smith. Without speaking, Ross pulled on his jetpack and flew off into the distance.

Later that evening...

Ross hadn't returned for a while so Smith and Trott decided to go and search for him. After hours of searching they finally found him curled up beneath a tree sleeping peacefully.

Both of them exchanged looks and slowly moved towards Ross. Before thy could reach him, Ross began to awaken. Smith and Trott ran to hide behind trees so that Ross wouldn't see them.

Once he was fully awake, Ross stood up and stretched facing away from the others. He fell into a daydream just string at the small stream that flowed near him. Deciding that he would finally find out what was beneath that stupid fucking hat, Smith moved silently towards Ross. This time he planned it just right and whipped the hat off of Ross' head fully and threw it to the side.

"What the fuck!!" Ross screamed before turning around to face the culprit of the crime.

His eyes widened as Smith and Trott just stared at him. Ross shook before moving hands up to his head.

"Is that why you wear this?" Smith snickered holding up the beanie. He continued to laugh as Trott joined in.

"What's so funny?" Ross hissed.

In between laughter, Trott managed a reply," You're s-so fuck-ing stupi-d!"

Smith managed to calm down enough to reply. "Dude, ears are nothing! I'm made of fucking slime and Trott's a bloody selkie!"

Sure enough, there upon Ross' head were two black wolf ears. He slowly moved his hands down so that he could cross his arms.

Smith placed a hand on his hip and smirked at Ross. "Do you like being pet?" He asked seductively.

"I-I don't know."

Tilting his head towards the ground, Ross heard light footsteps moving towards him. He felt something flick past his ear and he shuddered from delight.

"You like that don't you." Smith whispered into Ross' ear. Ross bit his lip to suppress a whimper.

Smith smiled as Trott began to ruffle Ross' hair. Placing a finger under Ross' chin, Smith lifted his head up before moving forwards and kissing Ross passionately. Trott licked at Ross' neck as a tail appeared behind Ross. The thumping of it times perfectly with their heart beats.

With a forceful push, Ross was trapped against the tree with Smith trailing kisses down his jaw. Trott continued to play with Ross' ears, enjoying the noises he made.

"Perhaps we should go somewhere a little more comfortable?" Smith suggested.

The others nodded contently.

AN:

I have to thank Little_Wolf007  helping me start this off. I was also very close to turning this into smut. Maybe one day...

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