Yogscast One Shots

Troffy - Stupid Taxis

Shipping: Trott and Smith
AU: Soulmates
Suggested By: Little_Wolf007

Third Person:

Snow. It just had to be snowing on the day he was supposed to be heading to America. Chris Trott stood waiting for a taxi outside the airport. He was supposed to be heading to America for a gaming convention but his flight had been cancelled due to a snow 'storm' .

Two hours; two hours he had been waiting for this taxi and it hadn't come yet. Probably due to this supposed storm that's terrorising Bristol. I guess any amount of snow would be classed as a storm in England.

Going to check the time on his watch for the eighth time, he sighed as he caught a glimpse of the words engraved on his wrist. No one had said those words to him yet, and he doubted that anyone ever would. I mean come on, it's a ridiculous things to say to someone when you first meet them. It was so inappropriate yet probably hilarious if someone did say it to him.

Shivering violently, Trott was close to just throwing himself into the road if the cab driver didn't get here soon. It probably wouldn't hurt to be hit by a car, yes, he was that numb.

On the opposite side of the road, Alex Smith stood rubbing his arms trying to generate some warmth. He called for a taxi driver an hour ago and no one showed up. Gazing across the road, he caught a glimpse of a shorter man, probably around his age with a thick coat and Chelsea boots on. Similar to what he was wearing but the other nan's coat was black where as his was burgundy.

Sensing that he didn't want to be bored, he waited for there to be no cars so he could cross the road. Once across, he stood next to the man and looked at his wrist, it was a weird saying but who knows, maybe he would finally find the one. His best friend Ross found a guy named Colin, yes he was happy for him, but he was annoyed that he was still alone.

Nudging the man next to him, Smith tried to think of something funny to say.

"What if snow was just Jesus' jizz?" Smith wondered outloud.

"Yeah and the rain was just him crying." Trott replied happily.

"Is that why it rains in England so much, because we're so depressing?"

"Yeah, and no one here is hot enough for him."

Both of them began laughing before Smith turned to the side and smiled at Trott.

"Alex Smith, nice to meet you!" Smith cheered, "but I do prefer being called Smith."

"Chris Trott, but you can call me Trott or Trottimus!" Trott replied happily.

They both suddenly froze before glancing at their wrists. Slowly looking up, they caught each others gaze and smiled brightly.

"I never thought I would meet someone who would say this to me," Trott laughed.

"Same here!" Smith replied.

"Hey uh," Trott began, "do you maybe wanna head back to mine for some food and a drink?" He suggested.

"Sure why not?"

AN:

Hiya!

So the next request will be up soon. I actually really enjoyed writing this one because I got to think up something really weird for them to say.

Anyway leave a request if you want!

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