Supernatural One-Shots

25. Pick up lines (Destiel)

Dean: hey, Cas! Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Dean smirked.

Cas: no. Why?
  Cas tilted his head.

Dean: no, Cas that's something people say as a compliment sort of. It means they like you.

Cas: oh. Did it hurt when you went to hell?
   Cas smiled and Dean was confused but went along with it.

Dean: umm...yeah..no..why?

Cas: cause you're hot as hell.
  Cas grinned because he has done something like Dean.

Dean: okay, good. For an angel.
  Dean smirked.

Cas: Angel of the lord

Dean: yeah yeah. Are you made of Nutella?

Cas: ...n-

Dean: cause I wanna spread those legs

Cas: ....wha-

Dean: are you the google? (As Dean would say)

Cas: what is Th-

Dean: cause you're everything I'm searching for..
   Dean smirked.

Cas: Dean I'm not getting what these mea-

Dean: does your feet hurt?

Cas: not rea-

Dean: cause you've been running through my mind all day

Cas: Dean please-

Dean: do you like lollipops? Cause I'll take you to my candy shop

Cas:.....

Dean: do you like to party? Then crawl up my leg and have a ball

Cas: Dean, that's inappropriate..

Dean: okay, Cas. What's yours?

Dean smirked and Cas just went over and pressed his lips against Dean's. Dean was shocked, but didn't object, instead, he kissed back.
Cas pulled away.
"If I had a penny for everytime I thought about you, I'd have two pennies."
Dean raised a brow. "Two?"
Cas smiled. "Yes two. Because once I thought about you, you didn't leave but then I had to think about how to save the world, then I continued thinking about you..."