Supernatural One-Shots

33. I'm A Warrior (Sam & Dean: brotherly way!)

Dean drove to a diner and parked near the front.

He and Sam got out and walked into the diner.

"I'll have a burger and some fries." Dean smiled at the cashier.
Sam looked at his brother and chuckled. "I'll have a salad, thank you." He smiled and Dean looked at him I'm disgust. "That's so gross, Sammy. Have a burger." Sam took their food to a booth and Dean grabbed his burger and fries.
"No, Dean. That's too unhealthy. Have a salad."
"No! I'm a warrior, I cannot live on rabbit food." He looked at Sam with the look of shame.

Sam smirks and throws a piece of lettuce at Dean. "Eat it, Dean!" Sam chuckled and Dean jumped back in his seat. "Sammy! I will put a bullet in your leg!"
That only made Sam laugh harder.
"Stop laughing, Samuel." Dean smirked.
"It's Sam, okay?" Sam said with the uttermost bitchface.
"No it's not okay because you threw that crap at me." Dean points to the salad with the face of disgust.
"It keeps you healthy Dean!" Sam looked up at him, taking a bite.
"Yeah, but at what cost?"

"Dean you're such a child." Sam said, looking up at his still standing brother.
"Sit down."
Dean sat down cautiously and took a bite of his burger.
"I shall not stoop to your level of nasty." Dean said, looking at Sam's salad.
"Dean, it's actually very good. I like it." Sam said, finishing off his salad.
"Yeah, you also liked theatre in high school." Dean says with a serious face looking at Sam and Sam returns with a bitchface.
"It was fun!" Sam argued.
"It was gay."
"You're gay!"
"I am not!"
"CasDean!"
"Shut your face!"
"Gay!"
"Sam! I'm telling you to shut up!" Dean glared at his brother.
"GAY! GAY! GAY!" Sam laughed and Dean got up at punched him and then they started having one of those sibling fights right there in the diner.
"Get off me, gaywad!" Sam chuckled as he hit Dean.

"Never queer!" Dean shouted.

Cas popped in and smiled awkwardly at the people who worked there and the people who are eating there.
He grabbed Sam and Dean and zapped them out to the car. "What's going on?"
Cas tilted his head, but all Dean saw was his tie. "Cas, your tie isn't straight."
Cas looked at him with a serious face. "Well, neither are you."
Dean gave Cas a bitchface. "I'm not gay!"

"Well your thoughts say otherwise.." Cas stated.

Sam laughed until he couldn't breath.

"Gay? You wanna see gay?" Dean presses Cas against the impala and slams his lips on Cas's rather roughly.

"G. A. Y." Sam laughs and looks very disgusted but puts a lot of emphases on the word.

Dean pulls away from Cas with a smirk.

"Woah..maybe I am this gay.." Cas says seriously.