First of all, I still can't believe I have a house in freaking London! Second of all Dan freaking Howell is my neighbour and third of all Dan freaking Howell is in my house and I just can't.
I didn't mention this before because my shear awkwardness and shyness but Dan Howell has the sexiest bed hair I've ever seen. I've always liked his curly hair better. Have I mentioned I still have a crush on him? So that's great. And meeting him has only made it worse.
"Hey, this was made in Churchill" Kyara comments reading the instructions.
Now I don't know how this slipped out of my mouth, I think I'm so used to making Dan and Phil jokes, that I didn't think but of course I reply with:
"huh, maybe sister Daniel made it" I swear everyone just stared at me like they couldn't believe what just came out of my mouth and to be honest, I don't know how it came out either.
"Um I mean isn't that from Australia yay Australia" I say just digging myself into a hole.
"You weren't kidding when you said you subscribed" Dan says still looking at me. Kyara has resumed to hide behind the instructions and is probably trying to hold back laughter.
And Dan now thinks I'm a clingy psychopath. Great.
"Well I'm going to get the screw drivers" I say hoping up and escaping the room as quickly as possible.
I scavenge though the plastic shopping bag to find the screw drivers and try to think of a topic to talk about when I go back in because I do not want to walk into an awkward silence. Once I find the screwdrivers I shuffle back into the room.
"So what's it like to work in radio?" I quickly ask Dan to avoiding whatever was coming.
"It's really cool the team in BBC are really nice and you get to meet really cool people and travel" Dan says.
"What were your jobs before you came over?" Dan continues.
I death stare Kyara and beg her with my eyes not to tell him and no, I was not a porn star or a drug dealer.
We both had this YouTube channel with this other girl who is in the New York film school (cool right). And now it's kind of embarrassing to look back on. We kind of just slowly stopped making videos. And to show Dan it would be the death of me and I've had enough embarrassment for today.
"Well I worked at a book shop and Kyara worked at H&M so nothing as glamorous as a radio show" I answer. And of course Kyara ignoring my stares says,
"We used to have a YouTube channel but we stopped making videos but we might start it up again or something" I give her a glare.
Come on I need something to work with after today.
"Oh that's cool, what kind of videos did you make?" Dan asks intrigued. I let Kyara answer, it's out of my hands now.
"We did like comedy, skits, challenges we even did the 7 second challenge" Kyara says happy with the new conversation topic. Dan chuckles.
"Wow I'm honoured that you chose our challenge for your video, Phil and I worked very hard on it, especially Phil" Dan says.
"Can I have the instructions for a second?" I ask. If I had to endure this conversation I'd at least try and ignore it.
"Why does this have a 1000 different languages and a 1000 steps" I ask furrowing my eyes in confusion of how complicated the instructions were.
"Here let me have a look, Phil and I had Ikea furniture when we moved in so I'm beginning to understand the Ikea language" he says and hold his hand out to me.
I give him the instructions and start to open the actual box. Did I forget to mention Dan Howell was in my room and building my bed? Yeah I don't know how it happened either. The bed was made up of dark brown wooden planks which let the bed sink in.
"Wait, where's Phil he must be wondering where you've gone all this time" I ask Dan.
"Nah he's having lunch with his mum today so he left me to fend for myself" Dan answers.
"So we're your second pick? I'm hurt" Kyara says wiping a fake tear away.
"Sorry I'd think you'd remember I am Phil trash #1" Dan says.
"Oh how could we forget" I say. Dan starts to look at the instructions again and tells Kyara and me what screws and parts needed to be put together and an hour later, wallah a bed!
"Thanks for your help" Kyara smiles at Dan.
"Yeah thanks again" I join in.
"I'm freaking starving" Kyara grumbles
"I second that" I agree.
"Do you want to come for lunch Dan?" Kyara says
"It'll be on us" she says trying to entice him even more.
"Sure I don't have anyone else to hang out with" Dan smiles.
Ugh he's so cute.
"Let's go" I say in a Mario type voice pointing to the door. I grab the keys to the hire car, wallet, phone and my jacket as we head out the door to the city.
"Hopefully the traffic isn't too bad" I say.
"Nah, it'll be fine and I don't want to carry all my shopping bags on the train" says Kyara reassuringly.
"Yeah true" I say and lock our apartment door behind us.
"I'll just go get my phone and my wallet" says Dan quickly going into his flat. Kyara and I loiter at his front door.
"Are we supposed to follow him?" I ask unsure.
"I have no idea but what I do have an idea of is how much I want to see Dan and Phil's apartment" Kyara says going after Dan into the apartment.
"Oh what the hell" I say following in Kyara as well.
What's the worst thing that could happen? Kyara and I see something we're not to and then Dan hates us forever? Unlikely. We climb the first set of stairs and see the bathroom and the toilet and the climb the second flight of stairs to see the kitchen and the lounge. *hyperventilating over here* and what must be Dan and Phil's bedrooms. Why haven't I pasted out yet? I don't know. Dan emerges from the lounge with all his stuff.
"Yup flat sweet flat. Well you probably have seen most it in the videos" Dan says.
"Yeah it's weird to put where everything goes together though" I say in awe.
"Yeah" Kyara agrees.
"Would you like the full tour now or when Phil is here" Dan says. Did he just invite us on a freaking house tour?
"I think we can wait till when Phil gets back, we haven't even met him yet and we're creeping around his house" I say trying to keep my cool.
"Yeah I think I might die of starvation anyway" Kyara says.
"Off into the wilderness then" Dan says as we all head down the stairs.
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YouTube Neighbors
Fanfiction19 year old Ella and Kyara fly 31 hours to their new home, London. It's been their dream to live in London for they don't even know how long. But with Dan and Phil, the two internet stars and radio show hosts, living next door to them, what...
