It takes me at least five seconds to realise where I am.
My London apartment. I'm defiantly not in Australia any more.
I wake up and feel like I've been sedated. My eyelids are stuck together with sleep. I go to wipe away the sleep from my eyes to find that my arms are tangled in the sheets. Has the bed finally grown into a person to keep me trapped in their sheets forever?
I carefully untangle my arms through the obstacle still keeping my eyes shut. It feels like someone got a hammer and hit me in the head as an angry headache floods into my head.
I pull my hand out of the maze of the bed and rub my eyes. I shut them tight screwing my whole face up in efforts to escape my headache. I open my eyes and my vision is quite blurry I look to see what's been keeping me in bed and I see a mess of short brown hair and a lanky body curled up against me.
A boy? How drunk did I get last night?
I see my phone and a bottle of rum that's had a third drunken out of it. I look back at the boy to look at his features and realise ... holy shit that's Dan.
We're both fully clothed so that's a good sign. I'm happy that I didn't try and jump Dan when I was drunk because I know he wouldn't do that to me.
I get out of bed trying not to wake Dan. I manage to get out of the bed without him waking up and then I stumble down the stairs to go get myself some water and Panadol. I skull down the water helping it release me from my bodies drought. And have the much needed two pills of Panadol.
I walk to Kyara's room. I see Joe and Kyara cuddling up to together much like I would assume Dan and I looked like. I don't disturb them and go to my bathroom to have a shower. I was all of the sugary alcohol drinks that have seemed to spilled everywhere on me. I clean my face, wash my hair shave my legs and armpits. After I do the whole clean down I come out of the shower to find that every mirror or glass surface fogged showing I have been in the shower for a little bit too long.
I get changed in the bathroom because of a wild Dan Howell sleeping in mine. God I'd never thought I'd say that sentence and it would be true. I go to our barren lounge room and take my laptop with me.
My true bae and I, the internet, have been apart for too long. I go on YouTube and watch Alfie Deyes's newest vlogs and some of Shane Dawson's videos. Clicking on random videos. I come across one of Dan's new ones that I haven't watched and click it.
I hear someone come in and I quickly pause the video and look up to see who it is. Dan stands in the door way holding the frame, his messy curly hair puffs and sticks out at awkward angles. Which by the way is my favourite kind of hair on him.
"Are you watching my video?" Dan asks a smile slowly creeping on his face.
"I couldn't miss a video" I say.
"Are you okay?" Dan asks concerned.
"Yeah why wouldn't I be?" I asked.
"I don't know, just because of the whole Kyara thing" Dan says.
That's right how could I forget that? So that's why I got as drunk as I did.
"So how embarrassed should I be around you now?" I ask knowing I lost a lot of my dignity last night.
"You shouldn't be embarrassed you just had a rough night" Dan says.
"That means really embarrassed" I say wincing at myself.
"What do you remember?" Dan asks.
"I remember being at the club and then seeing Joe looking after Kyara and being scared but that's about it" I say leaving the bit about kissing Adrian out.
"Joe sent me to get you and then we caught a taxi back" Dan says trying to jog my memory.
"Yeah actually I kind of do remember the taxi" I say rubbing my temples thinking of the fuzzy memory.
"How about we just forget about it?" Dan says with a smile.
"Sure" I say smiling back at him.
"Hey did you see Joe sleeping with Kyara?" I say.
"Sleeping with?" Dan says in alarm.
"Yeah isn't that what you do when you're not awake?" I say confused.
"Ohhhh I thought you meant sex" Dan says with a chuckle.
"No no no I meant actual sleeping" I say laugh.
"No I didn't realise Joe stayed over" Dan says.
"I have an idea of how to get them out of bed" I say.
"What? Do you want to prank them?" Dan asks.
"Great minds think alike" I smile evilly.
"What did you have in mind?" He asks.
"Just follow my lead" I say putting my laptop aside and going up to Kyara's room. I slowly creek the door open to see Kyara and Joe snuggling together asleep. I creep up to the bed and shout
"JOE GET IN" Joe and Kyara wake up abruptly. Kyara groggier and more confused than Joe.
"What do you mean Joe get in" She says rubbing her eyes.
"Joe's getting in real good" I say pointing at Joe in the bed beside her. Kyara looks at him and then goes wide eyed and sits up.
"What the hell?" Kyara says even more confused.
"Did you make love in these very sheets" I say fluttering my eyes and clasping my hands up to my face.
"I am going to kill you" Kyara says struggling to get out of the sheets. I run down the stairs knowing I've teased her enough leaving Dan behind confused.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry" I repeat as I run down the stairs nearly tripping over. I start to curl up into a ball on the stairs and put my hands over my face and start to squeal. Kyara is bent over laughing and is on the verge of tears.
"Are you guys okay?" Joe and Dan ask standing a few steps looking very concerned and confused.
"Yup A-Okay" I say giving a thumbs up.
"Whatever you say" Dan says sarcastically.
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Fanfiction19 year old Ella and Kyara fly 31 hours to their new home, London. It's been their dream to live in London for they don't even know how long. But with Dan and Phil, the two internet stars and radio show hosts, living next door to them, what...
