Artemis Fowl and the future rewritten

The Order Meeting

Artemis had a wonderful three days in Haven.  (Though he had never admitted it to anyone, merely responding with a simple, 'adequate'). After the three weeks, he had come to Grimmauld Place, with a strange mix of reluctance and excitement at seeing Sirius again. 

He took a deep breath and rang the doorbell.

'Master Artemis!' wailed Kreacher as soon as Artemis stepped into Grimmauld place. 'It has been a long time.'

'Of course,' said Artemis, smiling at the house-elf. 'And the Black Manor seems to be the same.'

Everyone looked curious as they watched the exchange between Artemis and Kreacher. 'You two know each other?' asked Remus curiously.

Artemis merely smiled and continued upwards the staircase to meet Mrs. Black, who was screaming about something.

'Nobody except my son to inhabit this house - Artemis!'

'Artemis? As in Artemis Fowl the second?' asked Sirius who had been having the conversation with his mother.

'The one and only, uncle Sirius,' said Artemis, smiling. Sirius looked astonished at first, and then he pulled Artemis close for a hug.

'I certainly never dreamt that you would find me on this year, Artemis,' he said, hugging Artemis. 'But shouldn't be surprised, you are Artemis Fowl the Second after all.'

'You two are related?' asked Remus, who seemed contended to drop his mouth open for a second time. Sirius's grin widened. 'You didn't tell him?'

Artemis shrugged gracefully. 'It never came up.' Was all he said. 'We should go to the Order meeting, Albus and I shall tell the current predicament.'

Sirius rolled his eyes. 'Artemis Fowl had landed himself in trouble again. I would never be surprised with things concerning you. Even if you have found a new species'

Artemis smiled his vampire smile, and Sirius felt a chill creep down his spine. 'And what if I have?'

'I will not be surprised,' muttered Sirius, looking quite shocked.

The Kitchen, Grimmauld Place

'Albus, are you sure that it is wise?' asked Mrs. Weasley. 'Letting a seventeen year old boy into an Order Meeting?'

'Appearances can be deceiving, Mrs. Weasley,' Artemis smiled his best smile, which wasn't scary at all. (note the sarcasm)

No one could blame her for not saying anything for the rest of the meeting.

Artemis let Albus talk through the meeting, waiting patiently till he got to him and the reason he was there.

"And we come to Artemis here and the reason he is here.'

'It does, does it not?' Artemis enjoyed the momerantly gained spotlight with a smirk. 'And in speaking of it, Albus, my friends will meet us about- ten minutes.' he enjoyed the curious glances being thrown in his way by the others, who didn't know what to make of him.

Presently, there came the noise of the doorbell. 

'I'll take the door,' said Artemis quickly. He stood up gracefully and answered the door.

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