I was tagged by peabeetheanimeneko to blindly pick a picture and explain the story behind it.
Here it is:
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OF ALL THE PICTURES THAT COULD POSSIBLY COME UP GODDAMMIT
For Valentine's Day, I was working on acquiring every Valentine card I saw into an album in my gallery. No matter how cheesy, corny, horny, or just plain terrible the cards were, I needed them ALL. And that's why I have this picture. I promise you that is the only reason. I do not wish to have anal sex with Lana Del Rey. [Although if it were to happen, I wouldn't exactly complain...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]
