Thoughts and Random Things

DUCKS

oKAY SO LIKE THERES A DUCK POND IN TOWN BUT I FORGOT IT EXSITS SO I WENT THERE TODAY AND THERE WERE THESE TWO DUCKS AND I S2G I SHIPPED THEM SO HARD BECAUSE THEY LIKE WOULDN'T LEAVE EACH OTHER'S SIDE OKAY so I named them Waifu and Husbando okay and they are otp okay so anyWAY THIS LITTLE GIRL WAS THERE FISHING AND SHE HAD NO BREAD TO THROW TO THE DUCKS SO WE GAVE HER SOME....

and then the geese nation attacked.

They didn't necessarily attack, per se, but there was suddenly thIS HUGEASS GROUP OF DUCKS AND GEESE AND I FUCKING HATE GEESE OKAY BECAUSE THEY POOP ALL OVER THEY FOOTBALL FIELD WHICH IS WHY I HATE THEM SO ANYWAY I WAS PLAYING A GAME WITH THE GIRL WHERE YOU THROW BREAD ANd if a duck eats it you you get 1 point and if a goose eats it you get minus one point so she had liKE 39 FUCKEN POINTS AND I HAD LIKE 11 BUt then the little girl had to go home and I suddenly noticed these really really pretty mallards that were all blue and green and I was trying to get close to pet one and I got likE 2 FEET AWAY FROM ONE AND I WAS SO CLOse but unfortunately I failed ;_;

Of course we did eventually run out of bread but on our way home we remembered how close we were to the animal shelter so we went in and they put us in this room with likE 6 LIL BABY CATS OKAY THAT WAS FUN AF

then I went home and wrote this, teh end :))