Thoughts and Random Things

Things I learned from the PSAT

•Don Juan Ribero only accepts talent, not money

•Dolphins will 100% steal ur bitch

•Sponges are the alive dominator of the reef

•Train announcer voices are comical, romantic, and gritty

•YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE YOUR CALCULATOR FOR THE ENGLISH AND READING SECTIONS!!!

•"Artisan" bagels, similar to people, are often FAKE and LYING

•You're not allowed to talk about the PSAT online otherwise the CollegeBoard will make sure u never get into a good school #oops

•Mathematically, the dab isn't dead

•If you guess on a question, they're still gonna ask u for evidenCE UGH

•The universe is shaped like a stickman

•the lovely reading and story-sharing forum that is wattpad pays you, me, and everyone you know eight cents for every word one does write

•Conservation is a civic responsibility to help future generations

•If you buy 4 drinks you get a 5th one free

•Lasers power lasers which power lasers which power more lasers which power more lasers which power more lasers which power more lasers which power more lasers which power more lasers which power more lasers which power more lasers....

•Sliver maple trees be thicc 👌 👌 💦 😍 😜

I have learned many important life lessons from the PSAT... couldn't have asked for a better test #blessed... hopefully I will continue to learn from the beautiful PSAT for years to come... *wipes single tear*