WARNING: I REALLY DON'T MEAN TO OFFEND ANYONE. I KNOW RELIGION IS A TOUCHY SUBJECT AND I AM DEEPLY SORRY IF I INSULT ANYONE.
I imagine Jesus's second coming to be like this:
The clouds will darken and multiply, until the whole earth is covered in cloud. No sunlight is coming in. Then, suddenly, the clouds part and a light comes through. However, it is not the sun. It is a male figure, slowly floating down unto the ground, radiating an unimaginably bright light. However, it is not blinding in the slightest; rather, it is pleasant to look at. The male figure's feet touch the ground, and sparks fly from his feet. The bright light goes out, enabling the people to see the man's face. Gasp! It is Jesus! And he's holding... a keytar?
Suddenly, 80s synthesized music starts to play from seemingly nowhere, invading all the people's senses. Jesus sings along. It is an original, never-before-heard song about the light, the love, and the new home. Now, it is time for Jesus's keytar solo. As he jams, the world sets fire. Buildings collapse, mountains crumble into themselves, everyone everywhere is dying in a fiery hell on earth as Jesus jams out on his keytar.
The end
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Thoughts and Random Things
RandomGo on, thoughts. Fly away. Be free. Go fill the world with your magic.
