Thoughts and Random Things

Hallelujah

I know most of you guys already know the story of what happened yesterday October 1st (since I told most of you yesterday), but I wanted a more permanent record of the story, so here it is.

So I was away for most of the day, doing a "retreat" to prepare myself and my peers for confirmation (though I don't even think it deserves to be called a retreat, considering it was just one afternoon). Anyway, at this retreat, there were these two in-charge girls who were seniors at a school that's out of town, and the girls don't go to my church but they were helping out with the thing (For now, I'll call the girls by their initials, K and S.) And there's this guy at my church who is technically considered a deacon but he has yet to be ordained (For now, I'll just call him Father ChurchGuy). And so K and S were sitting at the back of the room as Father ChurchGuy came in to talk to the group of freshmen I was part of.

So, this Father ChurchGuy is in his mid-twenties, and I'm lesbo af so I wouldn't really know but I guess he's pretty attractive to straight girls???

Now, I'm sitting pretty close to the back of the room, so I can hear all the stuff K and S are saying. And BOY oH bOY were they making really sexual comments.

Exhibit A: Father ChurchGuy was getting pretty into it, talking about priesthood and shit, and he started talking about the white thing that priests have to wear around their necks. He said something like "Whether I have this on, or whether I have it off, I am still a man of Jesus" and he takes the white thing off and one of the girls goes "yes keep going"

There were other comments thrown around, and I'll list the ones I can remember:

•Someone asked if priests have social lives outside of church, and Father ChurchGuy said of course, and he was saying stuff like "sure, just because I'm holy doesn't mean I don't like to dance or have fun" and K and S were all "dance for us~"

•Father ChurchGuy was pacing around the room and he walked pretty close to the back and then turned around and started walking toward the front and the girls were actually moaning out loud upon seeing his ass

•There's more, but I really can't think of them right now.

I'm pretty sure ChurchGuy didn't hear any of this ^^^^, by the way.

And so, that is the story of Daddy ChurchGuy and the two horny seniors who couldn't keep it in their pants.

Hallelujah, everyone.