How Could You ?

You Can't Be Serious

**Lauren**
In less than a week, I am going to be a mom. I never thought I would be saying these words. I am so excited you wouldn't even know.

**Later That Day**
"Lauren are you okay? You seem to have been off in space all day?" asked Tyler.
"Yes, my love. I couldn't be happier. We're going to be a big family next week and I just can't wait" said Lauren.
"Baby, I am so excited to start this family with you too. I always knew you'd be the one for me even when I was with Camila. I knew that with you is how my life would end. I just sort of wish you were the one having my baby" Tyler said with a sad look.
"Here we go again. Are you ever going to stop bringing that up? I know I can't have your fucking baby and it's killing me. But I will not stay here and keep listening to this. I'm going over to Camila's and help pack the bags.
Lauren picked up her purse and grabbed her keys and headed towards the door. She got halfway to the door and she stopped. She grabbed hold on the wall and looked back to see Tyler starring at her.

"Babe, are y- "

Before he could finish his sentence, she ran into the bathroom and went straight for the toilet and starting puking.

"Tyler nany, something is wrong!" Get our home doctor on the phone now.

Within twenty five minutes the doctor was there.

"What seems to be the problem? "Dr. Stouffer said.

"Well, my daughter was just over here at the beginning of the week with a virus and I think my wife has it now.".

"Well, I've checked her temperature and vitals. She isn't showing symptoms of the virus".

"Do you guys mind if I do a pregnancy test?" Its standard procedure.

"Sure go ahead."

A few minutes later the doctor says
"I known you guys have been trying for a very long time to get pregnant. It look like you've got your wish . Mr. and Mrs. Holmes, YOU'RE SIX WEEKS PREGNANT.