Zayn Malik Imagines

Cheesy pick up lines.

On a scale from 1 to 10: you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need.

If you were a transformer, you'd be a hot-obot, called Optimus fine.

You must be a keyboard because you're just my type.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber.

Did you sit on sugar? Because you have a really sweet ass. ;)

Baby I'll test you like home works, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long. ;)

Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

Can I have your picture? So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

We should get some coffee... Because I'm liking you latte.

You dropped something... My jaw.

Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?

They say 'Disney World' is the happiest place on earth, obviously they haven't been in your arms.

There is something wrong with my cell phone... It doesn't have your number in it.

I know what you should be for Halloween, mine.

Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.