You were getting fed up with Prussia and his ranting about how 'awesome' he is, so you were gonna prove him wrong. You got up from the couch and into the kitchen. Mid way into his little 'I'm awesomer than you' conversation with America you yank out the phone cord. "What the-" "Anything you can do I can to better." you say crossing your arms and flicking your hair over your shoulder. He stares at you with a questioning look. "I'm gonna prove you wrong Gil I am awesomer than you." you say with a smirk. He crosses his arms and faces you, smirking also. "No body is more awesome than me." he says confidently.
"Anything you can do,
I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you." You sing, still back towards him.
"No, you can't." he argued back.
"Yes, I can." you shot back. "No, you can't." "Yes, I can." "No, you can't."
"Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!" you yell.
"Anything you can be
I can be greater.
Sooner or later,
I'm greater than you." he boasts.
"No, you're not." "Yes, I am."
"No, you're not." "Yes, I am."
"No, you're NOT!" "Yes, I am.
Yes, I am!"
"I can shoot a partridge
With a single cartridge." he does the gun hands and pretends to shoot.
"I can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow." you say and pretend to shoot a bow.
"I can live on bread and cheese."
"And only on that?" you asked slightly scoffing.
"Yes." he answers
"So can a rat!" you say
"Any note you can reach
I can go higher.
I can sing anything
Higher than you." he sings
You both bicker back and forth until you sing the highest, closer to an opera singer's voice. "How can you go that high?" he asks. You place your hand on your hip and look at him with a you-gotta-kidding-Me look. "I'm a girl!" you shout.
"Anything you can buy
I can buy cheaper.
I can buy anything
Cheaper than you." You say facing him this time.
"Fifty cents?" he asks.
"Forty cents!" You beam."Thirty cents?"
"Twenty cents!' "No, you can't!"
"Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!"
"Anything you can say
I can say softer.
I can say anything
Softer than you." Prussia says, voice getting softer.
"No, you can't."
"Yes, I can." "No, you can't."
With each word you both grow quieter and quieter
"I can drink my liquor
Faster than a flicker." sings back.
"I can drink it quicker
And get even sicker!"
"I can open any safe." he says
"Without bein' caught?"
"Sure."
"That's what I thought--
you crook!" You say and poke his chest.
"Any note you can hold
I can hold longer.
I can hold any note
Longer than you." he sings out stretching the notes.
"No, you can't." you sing longer
"Yes, I can" "No, you can't."
"Yes, I can" "No, you can't."
"Yes, I can" "No you can't."
"Yes I can." You hold out the note until your coughing for air. Prussia watches you in amazement and give you this title. "Yes you can."
"Anything you can wear
I can wear better.
In what you wear
I'd look better than you." you say tugging at his jacket.
"In my coat?" he asks. You wrap yourself in his open jacket with him still in it.
"In your vest!" "In my shoes?"
"In your hat!" "No, you can't!"
"Yes, I can
Yes, I CAN!"
"Anything you say
I can say faster.
I can say anything
Faster than you." You says picking up your speed.
"No, you can't." he say a bit faster
"Yes, I can." "No, you can't."
"Yes, I can." "No you can't."
"Yes I can!" you say so fast it's barely audible.
"I can jump a hurdle." he says
"I can wear a girdle." You say back
"I can knit a sweater."
"I can fill it better!" you say running your hands up and down your curves causing him to deeply blush.
"I can do most anything!" He says pointing to himself with his thumb.
"Can you bake a pie?" you ask.
"No" he says. "Neither can I." You say
"Anything you can sing
I can sing sweeter.
I can sing anything
Sweeter than you." You sing bringing your hands to your heart.
"No, you can't." he sings stepping closer to you.
"Yes, I can." you say stepping closer also. "No, you can't." his arms were now around your waist.
"Yes, I can." your arms were now around his neck. "No, you can't." his voice was down to a whisper.
"Yes, I can."your face was inching closer to his "No, you can't, can't, can't" he looked deeply into your eyes.
"Yes, I can, can, can" you closed the space between you, pulling him into a passionate kiss. He puts his forehead against yours, and smiled.
"Yes, I can!" "No, you can't!" you both say softly. "Maybe you are more awesome than the awesome Prussia ______." He whispers. "I know I am." you say kissing him again.
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A/N: There you guys go, one shot number 14 I think...yea. Anyway this one is special. It's a "song shot" that's what they're calling it. Most of you guys probably heard this song on YouTube if you haven't then look it up, or type the lyrics in on Google. Kay, love you guys and I hope you enjoyed it. xxx :) And have a super fantastic awesome splendid amazing day!!!!
