"Um f/n?" Finland asks, watching his girlfriend eat a large piece of f/d.
(A/N: favorite dessert)
"Hmm?" F/n hummed in response. "How is it that ______ can eat a lot but doesn't gain any weight?" The Finnish man questioned.
F/n's face then turned into a frown. "Now that you think about it, I've wondered that too. I mean she's always snacking on something and she hasn't gained a pound." She says.
Her frown was quickly replaced with a scowl. "I'm kind of jealous actually. I can eat something and gain twice as much as I ate." She murmurs.
Finland place a hand on f/n's shoulder, and smiles. "You're perfect just the way you are f/n!" He said giving a closed-eye smile.
A grin forms on her lips and she wraps him in a hug. "SEE AND THATS WHY I LOVE YOU!!" She exclaimed.
Denmark then appears out of nowhere. "Even more than me?" He said in a "sad-ish" tone. She stared at him, a teasing glint in her eye.
"Maybe~" She remarks, smirking. He then pulls out a playboy magazine (the hell did he get that) and looked at it blankly.
"Well I guess it's just you and me..." He sighed and stilled off somewhere. F/n giggled, and stood up from her seat on the couch.
"Well better go 'apologize' to that idiot." She sighed adding air quotes around apologize.
"Well then see ya." She said, stalking off to the back, toward the sulking spiky haired male.
Finland sighed and walked over to where ______ was sitting and sat beside her.
You looked up from the large slice of f/d, you were currently eating and smiled. "Hi!" You chirped with a grin.
Finland pecked your cheek causing your grin to widen. "I have a question." He say looking at you.
"Shoot." You said, giving him your full attention. "I'm curious, how can you eat a lot and not put on a pound?" Tino asked.
You sets the plate down on the floor in front of you. "Gimme your hand." You said.
The Nordic held his hand out for you to take it which You did. You then placed his hand on your stomach.
"I have fast metabolism." Finland gives you a confused look and you giggles.
"It means that I can eat a lot and don't gain anything because my body breaks in down faster that others do." You explain.
"Iceland and Norway has fast metabolism too." You adds. "What about me?" Finland asked arms crossed.
"Nope defiantly not," you replied, poking his stomach. "You loose weight, by working out."
"But I haven't been going to the gym like I used too...." He trailed off. You smirked and laugh a little.
"Fatty." You pokes his stomach again. Finland pouts and stand up ready to walk off, but arms wrap around his middle stopping him.
"But I wuv my boyfriend no matter how fat he gets. That just means it's more of him to love." You say, hugging him tighter.
Finland couldn't help but grin.
A/N: Yes that is true. Here that Naruto no matter how much Ramen you eat I'll still love you!! *hugs*
Naruto: 0//0 how did I get here...
Taku: you live here.
Naruto: oh...>~>
Taku: Well this is the end-
electrictiger2: No! I never get any screen time!
Kumajirou: who are you again?
electrictiger2: I'm Canada! ;_;
Canada: *appears from out of nowhere* Hey! That's my line!
HetalianSunFlower: Now that's just messed up
Taku: Ivaaaaan~
Ivan: *rises from the ground* There you are sunflower. ^J^
HetalianSunFlower: Halp O_____O
Jalyn: Denmark's Porn Magazines buy one get one free!! :D
Taku: Hey where did you get tho-
Denmark: GIVE THOSE BACK!!!
Taku: *evil purple aura* cut me off again and I pimp slap you like duckbutt......
All: O_____O *runs away*
Sealand: *walks around the corner and sees Taku* XD My nigga my nigga
Taku: XDD My nigga My nigga
