You watched from a distance behind a tree, one which you were taking cover from, starring at the tall man named Sweden.
You were currently on a mission, to poke him. Yes it was quiet a dumb mission indeed; you're probably reading this like:
Seriously wtf Taku
But as retarded as my mind is right now, I have no regrets what I am about to write.
Seriously though back to the story. Your real mission was to find out if the stone cold man had a soft spot aka mission:
Tickle the rock monster and if all fails run like an Italian.
As soon as he was distracted you awesomely ninja-rolled across the lawn
What you thought was an epic move really was looking like a retarded turtle stuck on its back trying to get up.
You quickly stand and creep up behind him, eyes narrowed as you closed in on your prey.
When he turned around again you tiptoed "quietly" up to him that is until..."I know you're there ______...." he stated calmly.
Your eyes widened. Your cover has been. I REPEAT YOUR COVER HAS BEEN BLOWN!!!!
You mentally start to panic, and just decide to make up a cover lie, so you said the first thing that came to mind.
"Hi Sweden, didn't see you there." You said smoothly. He glanced at you with a raised eyebrow, before looking straight forward.
You thought for a moment before a sly grin appeared on your face.
Maybe since he wasn't paying any attention to you or "whatever it is you were doing" you could still test your theory.
You glanced at him to see if he was looking at you, and when he wasn't you did it.
You poked him....lightly I mean you didn't want to die yet.
He didn't seem to feel it and so you poked him again....and again and again and again and again and-something caught your wrist.
You looked at him and he stared straight back at you with annoyed blue eyes. You paled and said the first thing that came to mind.
"Hi....Berwald....." Yep you were defiantly going to die. "_____...." he said lowly.
"Yes?" You squeaked back. "What...are you doing?" He dared to ask, still holding on your wrist.
"Poking...you..." You replied looking around the room, trying to keep your focus from his stare.
"______...." He repeated, lifting his hand. Your eyes widened, was he going to hit you?!
You would've never thought that he could be that type of man.
You closed your eyes, waiting for the impact; when-You felt his finger lightly press your cheek.
He had poked you.
"Poke"
A/N: So guys I-
*walks in the room and sees Jeff twerking*
Jeff: I came in like a wreaking baaaaall~
Taku: O____O
*closes the door*
Taku: I-Ivan.....
Ivan: Da?
Taku: g-get rid of it...
Ivan: ok ^J^
*Russia bursts through the door*
Ivan: *pulls out sink pipe* I'm here to exterminate...
Jeff: AHHHHHHH
*Ivan walks back in*
Ivan: ^J^ I exterminated the problem *proofs away*
Jeff: HE BROKE MY CD!!!! DX
