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★ somehow always ending up being the person who distracts a professor while fred and george pull a prank

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★ somehow always ending up being the person who distracts a professor while fred and george pull a prank

★ fred very loudly talking about how gorgeous you are and looking around to make sure everyone hears and knows that you're dating him

★ him laughing at your embarrassment over this

★ getting letters from molly throughout the school year to get an update on what's really going on in fred's life because there's no doubt that he's lying when he's telling her that he hasn't gotten a detention once

★ kissing fred's face to stop him from ignoring you after he finds out you snitched

★ fred trying not to laugh as you trace his freckles

★ lee jordan commentating the exact moment that fred nearly falls off his broom during a quidditch game because he wanted to stop and wink at you

★ "remember how you love me?" "oh my god fred, what'd you do?"

★ him 'accidentally' apparating into your room when you stay at grimmauld place

★ fred blatantly ignoring umbridge's rule about boys and girls having to be at least 8 inches a part

★ him kissing you in front of umbridge during his and george's dramatic escape of hogwarts

★ "how much is this?" "5 galleons." "how much for me?" "5 galleons." "but i'm your brother!" "10 galleons." "freddie, how much is this for me?" "2 galleons for you, darling."

★ getting many gifts from him after Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes takes off because he wants to make up for all the years he could barely afford to buy you anything

★ coming up with really bad pet names for one another..like actually disgusting

★ being his best friend (also george though)

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