Yandere! Twins x Reader

CRACK CHAPPIE!!

A/N: Okey, so I was layin' in mah corner, desperately brain-storming about ideas for a new chapter when I was like "Fuck it! Crack chapter it is!" I
This won't affect the main plot line, but I hope it gives you all a good laugh :3

I don't own the song or video, and some weird things happen in that too.... :x *sweatdrop*

WARNING: CONTAINS HARSH USE OF LANGUAGE, SHITTY PUNS, HORRIBLE HUMOR, SEXUAL THEMES, AND A LOT OF REFERENCES. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

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Y/N's P.O.V

I groaned loudly, the pressure between my legs causing my hips to hurt horribly. My back was aching and my head pounded as if I had drunk an entire shelf of vodka on my own, minus the alcohol poisoning. I closed my eyes for a second, listening to the rampaging horse that had bucked me off moments before, neighing in distress.

"You okay down there, Y/N?" Josh peeked over at me, the twins struggling to calm the horse down. "Yeah, I'm just giving the ground a hug. It looked so lonely, always being stepped on and such." I answered somewhat seriously, looking at Josh as he held his arm out for me to grab. I took his hand and he pulled me to my feet.

"Thanks LED." I grinned and he rolled his eyes, mumbling under his breath. I turned to look at the twins as they finally managed to calm down the horse. They came running over to me, worry evident in their eyes.

"We're really sorry! He's usually well behaved..." Lucas rubbed the back of his neck, guilty. "Yeah, we don't really understand what happened. It was going so well too..." Mason bit his lip, rubbing his arm sheepishly.

*~a few hours before~*

"Y/N!!!" Sir Fucks-a-lot, Prince Horny, and Josh all came running to me, just barely stopping in time to avoid running me over. "What's up?" I turned to them, half expecting to see holes embedded within Josh. "Let's go horse-back riding! We have some in our stables out back!" Lucas hopped up and down excitedly, almost-no- exactly like a kid. I giggled at his childish antics. "Sure, why not?" I shrugged and walked with them.

We stopped in front of one of the stalls, Mason jumping up and down giddily before breaking into a song.

"LOOK AT MAH HORSE! MAH HORSE IS-" *cue slap sound* "Ouch..." My eyes widened when Lucas slapped Mason, especially because they rarely ever fight each other, let alone hurt one another. "Sing that song one more god damned time and I will-" "HAHAHA!!"

We all froze in place, taking the time to register the infamous laugh of the Enragement Child. We slowly turned around, our eyes meeting with a stripped balloon. We looked down to see the dong inha-- *cough cough* I mean, battery lover, glaring as he laughed again. We stared at each other, until Josh suddenly pointed at balloon boy.
"INHALE MY DONG, ENRAGEMENT CHILD!!"  Josh screeched and Ballon Boy laughed. "BUY MY SHIT!" Josh pulled tokens from out of nowhere and began conversing with the Enragement Child as Mason, Lucas, and I moved on to find a horse for me.

*~Timeskip to present moment~*

Oh.