Yandere! Twins x Reader

Pokemon Nerd-off

Note: Prepare yourself for the intensity of a small percentage of my nerdiness  that is to come. Hope you all enjoy the flop that is this chapter.
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Y/N's P.O.V

I sat on the couch with my (Portable Nintendo Console [DS, Game Boy, etc]) playing (favorite Pokemon game for said console). As I got absorbed into the game, I became less and less aware of my surroundings. I was about to battle/capture/draw/circle the shit out of/etc. a Pokemon (or 3. If you've played Pokemon Ranger, you know what I'm getting at X3) when a head plopped itself in my shoulder.

"Hey (pleasant/cute nickname)... If I were a snorlax, would you sleep with me?" Mason looked at me from is position on my shoulder. "No, Mason. I wouldn't want to be crushed by your fat ass." (No offense to snorlax lovers). Mason pouted and walked away, Lucas taking his place on my other shoulder.

"(Cute/Pleasant Nickname), if I were Ash (Ketchup) Ketchum, would you be my pikachu?" I paused for a second to process his words. "Yeah, but only to electrocute the shit out of you." (Plz don't hate me Lucas fangirls >^<) Lucas pouted, then smiled. "Okay, but I guess you could say it's the beginning of a SHOCKING relationship, right?" I snickered lightly. "But that's beastiality, and illegal." He sighed and plopped his head on my lap, Mason sitting back down after retrieving a glass of water from the kitchen.

"Y'know (Nickname), if I were a water type, I'd use water gun on you cuz you're too damn hot for your clothes to handle." Mason said as he drank from his glass of water. "But what if I were a Charizard? You'd kill me if you hit my flame instead." Mason blinked for a second, then sighed. Lucas grinned. "Y'know, if you were a Wigglytuff, I'd have to introduce you to my apples." (Pokemon Mystery Dungeons reference) I paused, looked down at Lucas, and held back the explosive laugher that bubbled up inside of me. "If I were a Electrode, I'd accidentally end up using self-destruct because of how hilarious that notion is." I said in between my subtle chuckles.

Mason leaned against my shoulder. "Hey (nickname), which starter would you choose?" I thought about it for a bit before choosing. "I think I'd go for (favorite starter). Why?" I looked at him. "Well, if I had to choose, I'd choose you."

.... Smooth bastard.

I blushed lightly, his non-perverted words conflicting with his usual demeanor. "Hmm.... You should sing more, (Nickname)," I heard Lucas speak up from below me. "I mean, even Meloetta's voice couldn't compare to yours.".

...... Smooth bastard number two.

I stood up, causing Lucas to almost fall off the couch. "W-well! If I had to compare you to anyone in Pokemon, I'd have to say you're both just a bunch of Brock!" I stormed off, realizing that my attempted insult probably didn't even phase them.

Damn right it didn't.

"... Can you feel it (Mr. Krabbs)?" Lucas turned to a befuddled Mason. "Yeah... I think our little Absol thought a disaster was going to strike.... In her heart scale."

*~ Approximately 20 minutes later of intense blushing and dirty Pokemon pickup lines~*

"Hey (Nickname). Do you feel that?" Mason whispered in my ear. "The thing that's been poking me in the back?" I mumbled, half paying attention. "Yeah. That's my cue." I looked up at him, one eyebrow raised in confusion. "Cue?"

"Yeah. My cuboner."

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Blood. Blood everywhere.