My Strange Dreams!

Daisy the Slug

I was in my bathroom about to take a shower when a slug with a face, like a proper human face, came out of the bathtub all wet and was going to dry off on my towel. I quickly snatched away the towel and said "You're stupid Daisy! You're a loner!" to the slug. But she just had a 'does it look like I give a sh*t' face and jumped onto the floor to exit the bathroom. While she was in the doorway I closed the door so that she'd get jammed underneath it (because obviously I'm a sadistic freak).

Suddenly her slug friends came out of nowhere. One bit my arm and four eyes appeared along the same arm. Then my mum came up the stairs and two bit her hand so she grew a pair of eyes and a mouth on it. I told her to make her hand talk so she did then ran into my bedroom....