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My Strange Dreams!

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Remember on my profile page when I said I have weird dreams? I wasn't kidding! Read some of the dreams I've had over the years and see just how twisted my brain is!

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My Mama is a Lunatic Driver!

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by JELLYBEAN-007

by JELLYBEAN-007

I was doing some kind of puzzle game where there was a pattern and I had to fill in the blanks (I think I'm having Professor Layton withdrawl because I've played the first four games but haven't managed to get the fifth one yet because it came out on the stupid 3DS which I'm not allowed to get because my mum thinks it will be a waste of money due to the fact that I rarely ever play on my dumbass mother fudging Nintendo DSi... But I'm not bitter about it) whilst my mum was driving me to school to hand in the completed puzzle. But she was driving so bloody fast! She drove through a red light and into the wrong lane where there was on coming traffic so we were weaving through trucks and big ass lorries. But the saddest part is I didn't even finish the puzzle! :'(