I was in my living room and looked out the window. In the garden I could see 5 cats lying about. I opened the window and tried to shoo them away but they just looked at me like I was crazy. So I decided to start screaming my head off and finally they ran off, except for a black and white cat that just sat and stared at me. I told him to get lost and join his friends but he said he wasn't moving (yes, the cat talked to me ). I started arguing with him telling him to go but he just wouldn't budge and kept calling me a tw*t.
I left the room and went into the kitchen, filling up a bottle of water. When I went back to the window the cat was still there so I squirted the water at it. He then ran off screaming and jumped over the fence into my neighbor's garden.
After putting the bottle back on the kitchen counter, I returned to the living room to find the black and white cat sat on the window sill with another cat (a ginger one) who's arm was around his shoulder, comforting him. The black and white cat looked sad so I asked the ginger cat what was wrong with him. He told me that the he was p*ssed because I threw water at him. The black and white cat then flipped his lid and attempted to attack me, screaming that he was going to kill me, while the ginger cat held him back...
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My Strange Dreams!
LosoweRemember on my profile page when I said I have weird dreams? I wasn't kidding! Read some of the dreams I've had over the years and see just how twisted my brain is!