Chapter 3: Taking Care Of Shit

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"Go make some breakfast," I told Belle as I smacked her butt.

"No," she said as she smacked my hand away.

"C'mon babe it's only fair, I fed you last night so you have to feed me now," I said, smirking. It took a while for her to get it.

"Your so nasty!", she said as she pushed me away. I laughed and pulled her closer.

"C'mon babe," I said, pouting.

"No, it's not even breakfast time. It's like 4 in the morning," Belle said.

"So?"

"If I get up, the babies will smell the food and start crying. Then Marciano will wake up and you know he won't go back to sleep. Therefore your not getting any breakfast anytime soon," she said.

''I'm hungry," I said.

"Gosh Marciello, your like another child. I'll go get you some snacks," she said. I nodded and watched as she got out of bed.

Damn.

I smacked her ass and she glared at me. I watched as she walked away, her bare butt jiggling slightly with every stride of her legs. I knew she got extra servings of cornbread when she was young.

She came back with some snacks which were fruit roll-ups, gushers, Hershey kisses, and kit kats, my favorite. I usually tried to stray away from sweets because I barely worked out and I needed to maintain my sexy figure, but at this moment I didn't care.

Belle married me and now she's stuck with me.

"Thanks bebé," I said.

"Mhmm," she replied as she turned away from me.

"What are you doing?", I asked her.

"What does it look like? I'm going back to bed," she said.

"You gotta stay up with me babe," I said.

"No the hell I don't," she said.

"I stay up with you...sometimes."

"I'm never awake late for you to need stay up with me. Now I have to go to bed and I suggest your ass do the same since your taking Marciello to school. Also when the babies wake up feed them their milk. I already pumped some milk and put it in the bottle and please don't forget to warm it up. Make sure it's not to hot because they don-

"Shh Belle, your rambling," I said as I put a finger to her lips. She glared at me and bit my finger.

"Ow, what was that for?"

"You cut me off and I was telling you something important," Belle said.

"Babe I already know. I took care of the kids when you were out. I got this," I said, like George Lopez.
(A/N:Do any of you remember that show?")

Belle rolled her eyes and went to sleep.

I picked up a fruit roll-up and eyed it carefully. I hadn't had one of these before.

At least it's made with real fruit, I'm getting some of my nutrition.

After I finished eating, I hugged Belle against my chest and went to sleep.

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I woke up an hour later to the babies crying. I got up and went into their room.

"Hello children," I said. I went over and started smelling shit. Oh god. I grabbed a surgical mask and put it over my face. I then proceeded to the babies.

I grabbed Michelangelo first and put him on the changing table. I braced myself before I opened his diaper. Eww it looked like an explosion.

I saw him looking at me while smiling. I reached over to grab the baby wipes when I felt something wet on my face. I looked down and noticed he was peeing on me.

I shrieked and ran away from him. I heard his giggles fill the room. That shit wasn't funny. After he was done with his shenanigans, I cleaned him up and put another diaper on him.

I went over to Matteó and sniffed to see if he shitted. He definitely did. I sat him on the changing table and opened up his diaper. Great another explosion. I reached for the baby wipes and noticed he was digging in his diaper.

Like he was literally playing with his shit!

"Stop doing that Matteó," I told him. He looked at me and pouted. In a split second his hand raised up and he threw his shit at me.

And it landed right on me forehead. Great.

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After I cleaned the twins up. I went to take a thorough shower to clean myself up.

After that I got dressed and woke up Marciano.

"It's time to get ready for school," I told him. He groaned and put the pillow over his head.

" Rise and shine! We gotta be out the door at nine!," I yelled as I pulled the covers off of him and opened up the blinds. He groaned again and got up then went into the bathroom.

I left out his room and went into the kitchen. I got some already made muffins off the table and warmed them up a little. Then I got some eggo waffles and put them in the toaster.

That was all I knew how to do.

"Good morning babe," Belle said as she came downstairs. Her nose had slight sweat beads on it and her curly hair was slightly frizzed. She must have taken a hot shower.

"Good morning," I said as I gave her a kiss.

"I made you a nice gourmet breakfast," I said as I sat a muffin and some waffles,that were on a plate, in front of her.

"Wow, it looks exquisite. Thanks," she said.

"Mommy!", Marciano yelled as he came down the stairs.

"What, baby?" Belle asked.

"I can't find my Superman shirt," he pouted.

"Why don't you just wear your captain America one?", Belle asked him.

"Because me and dolly are supposed to be matching," he said.

"I'll help you find it soon, baby. Why don't you come sit down and eat," Belle said to him.

"Did dad make it?", he asked.

"Yep," I said, proudly. I looked at Belle as she was munching on her food.

"No thanks," Marciano said as he ran up the stairs.

"Hey what's that supposed to mean?", I asked.

My cooking skills were improving tremendously. He didn't know what he was missing out on.

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Just a short chapter. How did you like it?

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