One Direction Preferences and Imagines

Preference #4 You Call Him Drunk

Harry: "HAAAAAROOOOOLD OH HAAAAAAAAAAROOOOOOOLD!!!!!!! I LOOOOOOOOVE YOU MY HAAAAAAAAAROOOOOOLD!!!" you sing into the phone. "Yes (y/n) I love you too." He laughs. "Baby what if i showed up to your house naked? Hmmmm?" He has no clue what to say but when he does it'll be sexual. "Are you naked right now?" "Yes sir! Mr.Harold sir!" "Come over and find out!" "Well open the door. i wanna know what you would do!" He has never ran down stairs so fast in his life.

Niall: "Pints! Pints! Pints! Pints! Niall lets get some pints!" "Princess I think you've had enough "pints" for the night." "Noooo Ni!! I waaaant moooore!!!!" "Baby its 2 in the morning just go to sleep." NO! NO! NO!" "That's it! Im coming over." "Yes! Niall i can't wait for you to get over her. i'll be on the couch naked and ready for you babe. I cant wait to ride you!" "Please don't say stuff like that love. i really don't want to get a pulled over for speding with a boner."

Liam: "LiLi I don't feel good." "I swear every time you have a girls night out you call me sounding like your about to die." "Baby I am. i'm laying on my death bed." you moan and groan like you're about to die. He knows you're just faking but it still bothers him. "okay okay. Do you have one last wish (y/n)?" "yes i do. i want you to come cuddle with me please." "fine i'm on my way."

Zayn: "Hello" "Zayn Zayn Zayn!! im so glad you answered! i need your opinion," "on what babe?" "what food goes better with beer? nachos or wings? I think wings do but (y/bff/n) says nachos do. So what do you think?" "Both. just get both of them and enjoy the rest of the night. I love you." "I love you too. you're the best!"

Louis: "Hellooooo Leeeeewiiiissss!!!" you giggle "hello love! having a great time I see." "Oh yes! i have a hilarious joke to tell you." "Tell me babe." "okay okay. so a termite walks into a barroom and says "is the bar tender in here?" hahahaha get it? cause termites eat wood and bars are made out of wood." "hahaha very funny love go have fun." No wait! i have another one! why did the rapper carry an umbrella?" "why love?" "fo' drizzle!!! hahahahaha!" "you're so wasted. go home." "nooo the party just staaaaarteeeeed! I looooooove you bye!!" "bye. I love you too (y/n) please be carful crazy" "I will Lewis!"

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Authors Note

i hope yall like it!! I was watching a movie and got the idea. None of them are from the movie casue the one from the movie sucked worse than these soooo yeah! But comment, vote and all that good stuff. request stuff if you want it i do them all! Bye Lovelies!!!!! :*)