One Direction Preferences and Imagines

Preference #8 He is Asked About His Sex Life

Harry: Harry was on Nick Grimshaw's show. "So Harry you know what I have to ask next right?" "Oh please don't." "Ha ha. Harry there is no way out of this." "Grimmy please. I'm begging you." "Harry how is the sex?" "Oh god y/n if you hear any of this I am so sorry. I begged him to stop." "I bet you don't beg y/n to stop." "Of cours not. Oh wow. Just nevermind." "Harry just give us one saucey detail. I'm sure she's not even awake yet." "If I do will you shut up?" "Yeah go for it." "I am so sorry for this y/n." He had the biggest smile on his face, "Okay so last night when we..ya know.... Anyway she did this thing with her tongue..." "Wait a second Harry we have a special guest on the phone that wants to talk to you. Go ahead miss." "Harry! Don't you dare! Just wait to you get home!" "I am so sorry kitten. Please don't kill me." "Kitten? Me-e-e-ow! Feisty!" Nick chuckles. "Oh don't worry Harry. I won't. Unless not having sex for 2 weeks will." "Thanks a lot nick." He mumbles. "Haha anytime Harry. So y/n if Harry finishes that statement he won't be having sex for 2 weeks?" "Uh probably not I can't stay away." You all laugh. "Well I see your not the only person getting pleasure Harry?" "Yeah I try. You know I can work my magic." He says with a smirk "Shut up Harry." You say laughing

Niall: They boys where on Jimmy Fallon. "So Niall I hear you finally found your princesse." Niall looks down and blushes as a smile creeps on his face. "Yeah she's wonderful." Audience 'awwwws' "well Niall since it is 'Late Night with Jimmy Fallon' how about you give us some late night details." Jimmy wiggles his eyebrows. "Uh....um...." "Don't be shy now. Is she really a princesse in bed?" "Poor Niall is a little embarrassed. But I'll help him out. She is the farthest thing from a princesse in the bed. You should hear the things she says. I'm surprised he can handle it." Louis says as he wraps an arm around Niall's shoulders.

Liam: The boys are being interviewed by Chelsea Handler. "So I hear they call you daddy directioner?" "Yeah that's me." He chuckles. "Does y/n call you daddy? That's all I wanna know." He looks down and blushes. "Yeah she does. Not only that but sometimes when it's been awhile she'll call him big daddy." Niall adds. Chelsea laughs, "Well is guess they don't call you 10 inch for nothin! One Direction everybody! Goodnight!" All the boys are red and laughing and poor Liam is sitting there with a look of shock on his face.

Louis: They are tonight's guests on Chatty man. "So Louis," Alan says as he crosses his leg. "I heard that things have been getting a little wild on the tour bus." All the boys giggle. "I have absolutely no clue what you're talking about." "Well a little bird named Harry told me about you and Y/n last night. I mean look at her she's gorgeous." A picture of you two pops us. Everybody 'awwwwes' "yeah she is beautiful but I don't know what Harry is talking about." Harry looks Louis straight in the eyes. "Oh really Lou. Maybe this will remind you. 'Oh yeah, right there, faster Louis, don't stop, I'm almost there." He says in a high pitched voice while bouncing up and down and shaking his curls. Everybody is cracking up. You're backstage with Lou with your mouth wide open. Louis can't even talk.

Zayn: They were on Jimmy Kimmel Live. "Zayn you look good. I like the new hair." "Oh thanks man." "Now I have to ask you something personal. Is that ok." "Yeah sure." "Before I say anything I want you to know that I adore (y/n). She is absolutely beautiful." He smiles, "Thanks." "What I wanna know is she bad enough for you? The Bradford bad boi needs a bad girl. So does she fit the bill?" He laughs. "I would say she does." "So I assume she's pretty naughty." He's eyes stretch. The boys try to hide their laughter. "Last month when we had a break from tour I went to visit Zayn and I went into his room to get something and I saw a pair of handcuffs and a whip. I will never go in his room again." Liam states. "I swear those aren't mine!" Zayn blushes. "So they must be (y/n)'s?" Jimmy ask. The boys bust out laughing.

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Authors Note

I had a little bit too much fun writing this. Sorry Liam's short. I just had to say something about the 10 inch! Anyway please vote, comment, follow, and request! I've updated a lot since we had a break and I came home. If you guys request and give me what you want in a story or preference it'll be easier for me to write since its kinda hard cause of school and stuff. Bye my Lovelies! :*)