One Direction Preferences and Imagines

You have a what?

You, Louis, your 18 year old son Tommy (A/N I couldn't resist), and your 17 year old twins Jason and Justin, are just watching tv. Waiting for those boys to come over and watch a football match. It's around 7:30 and the doorbell rings. Your 15 year old daughter Charity runs down the stairs. "I got it." "Dude Charity is just the pizza guy. He doesn't want you. Plus you domt have money to pay him." Justin says "She's not hoping its the pizza guy. She hopes that Niall is bringing Luke." "Shut up Jason! I don't like Luke he's basically family. Just cause your into that stuff doesn't mean I am." She goes to open the door. Things are silent for a while. "Charity? How much is the pizza?" Louis calls out.

"Mom, dad, this is..." "Eric!" The boys say in unison. "Eric? Whose Eric?" Louis asked. "Eric is.." Charity begins. "Eric is our centre forward for the team." "Yeah and he's also my boyfriend." Louis spits out his beer. "Your what?" "My boyfriend dad! I have a boyfriend. He is my boyfriend." "You have a what? I must be hearing shit." "I...have....a....boyfriend!" "Shiiiiit not in this house. No no no! You are too young for this." "Dad I'll be 16 in 4 months." "Girl that is in 4 months. Not 4 days. Not 4 weeks but 4 months! How old are you anyway Eric?!" "I'm.." "17" The boys say in unison once agiain "17 and what grade are you in boy?" "I'm a.." "He's a senior like me dad." Tommy says. "And he'll be 18 next week dad." Justin says. "So you're basically a grown man?" "Umm yes sir." "What does your grown ass want with my little baby? She's only 15. She's just a sophomore. She still has 2 years left of high school. Shouldn't you be thinking about college and other adult things?" You get up and go to the kitchen to get water. You have never laughed so hard in your life. If Louis didn't sing he really would have had a a shot at being a detective.

You hear the doorbell ring again. You grab the money off the counter to pay for the pizza. "Hey how much... Hey guys." "Hi y/n!" The boys say. Liam Hugs you. "We saw the pizza guy on the way up. So we just paid for it." "Oh well thanks here." You try handing him some money. "No y/n your like a sister. It's cool." "Yeah speak for yourself Liam. She isn't my sister. I fancy her way too much. You're looking fit as usually (y/n)." "Hi Harry. You look pretty sexy yourself." "Hey." "Hi Zayn." "Waaaassssuuuuppppp? Where's the party at? Nice shorts y/n." "Thanks Niall. And you know where the living room is. Oh yeah before I forget Louis is kinda pissed." Harry sticks his bottom lip out, "Why is boobear upset?" "Well...Charity invited a boy over... And it turns out to be her boyfriend." "Her what?" The all say. "Her....boyfriend! God y'all are just like Lou." You shake your head and walk in the living with the boys right behind you. "Look at that ass." "Harold! I heard that!" He blushes.

You sit down and kiss Louis on the cheek. Niall walks over and grabs a beer. "So who is this?" He asks. "This is Eric." Tommy says. "He's our senior centre forward." Jason says. "Who is about to be 18 next week." Justin adds. "Who is dating my 15 year old daughter." Louis finishes. "Charity you are too young to date. Plus he is basically a grown man." "That's what I said Liam!" "Uncle Liam I'm pretty sure I'm old enough." "No you're not. You're still a little girl." "Uncle Zayn I'm not that little anymore." "You barely have boobs!" "Dad!" Your daughter says wide eyed trying to cover her chest. You are cracking up! You think Eric is cute but you can't help but wonder what he wants with a 15 year old. But you remember high school and how all the seniors would go after the younger girls because they were easy. So you don't say anything you just let the boys deal with them. "Mom it's not funny! Help me out here!" "Oh sweetie I'm not in this." "Yeah leave your mother out of this. I saw the pictures when see was 15 she had nice rack." "Louis!" You slap his arm. "What? it's true (y/n)!" "She still does!" "Harry please can you refrain from hitting on my wife for 5 seconds so we can solve this problem. Hey boy keep your eyes off my wife!" "Sir I wasn't..." "Yeah yeah. I know. You weren't looking. I hear that from Harry all the time." "Hey!" "Shut up Harry. Its ok cause he's my mate. Anyway since looking at (y/n)s boobs has put me in a good mood I'll give you a chance." "That is so gross dad." Justin says. "You have one chance. Don't fuck up boy. Sit down here with us and watch the game. If I like you after I'll think about letting you talk to her." The boys all agree. "Really dad?" "Yes. Now Charity will you be joining us?" "Fine. But this is a bunch of shit dad." She mumbles. "I heard that young lady. Now sit down and watch the game." Charity and Eric sit on the love seat watching the game. The boys watching them like a couple of hawks.