One Direction Preferences and Imagines

Preference #14 You Mock Him

Niall: Niall is at the studio and won't be home for 3 more hours. You're used to him being gone for hours. He goes on tour for months so a few hours shouldn't kill you right? It does today. It just seems like you have nothing to do. There's nothing on t.v. And the girls and you already have plans for later so you can't ask them to hang out now. So you decide what better way to waste time then dying your hair? You've been putting it off so why not? So an hour later you have fresh blonde hair. When looking for something to wear you find Niall's American flag tank top and some shorts. When walking downstairs you walk passed a mirror and decided to have some fun. You put one one of his snapbacks and his Ray Bans. You stand in front of the mirror. "Wey hey! What's da craic? My name is Niall Horan and I'm from Mullingar Ireland. I'm in the biggest boy band in the world. Best fans in t world. I play guitar and I love to eat. I like potatoes and Nandos. PATATOES!!!! I like roast tatoes, baked tatoes, new baby patatoes. All kinds of potatoes. I love me some Peri Peri chicken. My princess is y/n. My plan is to leave One Direction and become the fifth member of 5 Seconds of Summer. So I'll be the fifth second of summer." You say in a some what ok Irish accent. You hear someone clear there throat and you turn around. When you see Niall you take of the glasses and hat. "Princess, what are you doing in me clothes?" "I...um..what are you doing home so early? "We got out early because Harry got sick. Why is your hair blonde?" He says with a confused look. "Ummmm...I've been meaning to dye it. Do you like it?" "I think you did it just so you can complete the Niall Horan look, but yes I love it." He wraps his arms around your waist and gives you a sweet kiss on the head.

Zayn: While Zayn is away, you will play. Every time Zayn leaves you go upstairs and try new hair styles and make up looks. Zayn had went out with the boys for lunch. You went upstairs and got out all the hair supplies you had. You liked all the cute little up-dos people wore but you never could get it just right. Practices makes perfect. You've tried many styles but you just gave up. When you went to take your hair down it all fell in your face. When you went to push it back up it went up in a cute little quiff since you had all kinds of gel and moose in your hair. You get an idea. "Vas happenin? I'm Zayn Malik A.K.A the Bradford bad boi. I wear leather jackets cos ya know I'm a bad ass. I'm mysterious and very quiet to the public but I'm a real softie when it comes to ma lady y/n. I'm in love with my mirror. I love lookin at maself since I'm so pretty. Mirror mirror on the wall. Whose the prettiest of them all? You Zayn. Nobody compares to you." "what are you doing?" "Nothing? Why do you ask?" He just stares at you for a minute and walks off. You yell down the stairs, "it's not what it looks like."

Harry: You get out the shower looking for something to put on when Harry walks in the rooms and kisses your cheek. "I'm going to the....ummm.... studio. Uhh...I'll see you later. Bye kitten." "Bye Haz." You throw on his 'hipsta please' shirt and some black skinny jeans and head down stairs to cook some breakfast. You clasp your hands together tryin to find something to eat, "ummm.....uhh...alright.... I'm Harry Styles. I'm a....sex god. I like......talk.....really slow...like...this. It makes....all the...girls...wet. Haha...haha..ha. It's really...uhh....seductive. That's how I got....my...uhhh...precious kitten to fall...like in my....trap. I like...shaking..my curls...for the...gurls. I like say stuff...like..like..and..ummm...and like..ugh a lot. I like cats...that why I call....y/n umm... Kitten and... Ummmm I like...penises and pussies. Haha...pussy. I have...a ummm..sexual...relationship with...my best mate..Louis. It's ok...cos y/n...doesn't like...um..mind. She thinks..it's umm...like cute. I think...we should..um have like...a threesome. Yeah..a threesome...penises...haha...penis jokes." "Y/n!" You jump and turn around. "Why are you here?!" "I forgot my phone." "How long have you been listening?" "The whole time." He smirks. "Penis jokes?" "Shut up Harry." He walks up to you and gets close to your ear and whispers very slowly, "pussy." And walks out the door.

Liam: Liam is at the gym working out. You're flipping channels and Toy Story is on ABC Family. You sigh. "It would be on." The sudden urge of missing Liam overcomes you and you decided to get his plaid shirt to feel connected to him. While in the room you look in the mirror. "Hi I'm Liam. I'm very lovable like a big teddy bear. My favorite movie is Toy Story. I'm Iron man and Batman all in one. Call me Iron Bat. They also call me 10 inch. I'm also a thug. Look at how low my pants sag." You pull your pants down some. "I'm also a very good beatboxer and rapper. Listen. Ugh. Check it. *insert beatbox sound and rap here* I would like to give a MASSIVE thank you to everyone. Without you we would be nowhere. We have the best fans in the world. I'll do a twitcam soon. I gotta go save the world. To infinity.." "And beyond." You turn around with wide eyes to see a very sexy sweaty Liam. "I have no words for you y/n." "I love you 10 in...uhh Liam. I love you Liam." You pat his chest. "I love you too babe." He chuckles.

Louis: Today is the day! Louis is finally coming home from tour and has 5 months off. He's plane doesn't get her till 6 in the evening but you can't sleep. You wake up and take a nice long shower. You get out, throw on some sweatpants and white t shirt and head downstairs to make breakfast. Your sitting at the table drink your coffee when your phone beeps. You look at it and its a text from Louis. You get so excited you spill coffee all on yourself. 'Hey love. I'll be home before ya know it. Love ya xx' after all this time you still fangirl over just seeing his name pop up and when you read his texts you still have trouble breathing. After you reply you walk upstairs to change. 'Might as well get ready' you think. You put on your red skinny jeans and look for a shirt. Digging in your closet you see one of Louis shirt. 'I wonder how that got in there? Oh well it'll work.' You put on the fimiliar white with blue stripes shirt and look in the mirror. 'I look pretty good and my butt looks nice.' When you walk past Louis closet you get an idea. You open and grab a pair of suspenders and put them on. After you adjust them you walk back to the mirror. "Hello love! How are you? That's good. What's your name? Lovely name. I'm Louis The Tommo Tomlinson. I have a rather big bum and it looks nice in everything. I have to wear these braces just to help hold my pants up. What did you just say peasant? I will have you killed for that! I am the sass queen and you're just jealous that my ass is bigger and better than yours! Don't talk about my Hazza like that! That is it! That's why I don't like talking to peasants. I try to be nice and you just act so peasant-y. Goodbye! You are dismissed!" "Whose dismissed Love?" You run up and kiss him for what seems like forever but probably on like a minute. "The peasant of course. I thought your flight doesn't come in till 6?" "We caught and early flight and plus I wanted to surprise you, but you surprised me really. Is this what you do when I'm gone?" "No. I just felt sassy this morning." "I'm sorry to break it to ya but I am the sass queen." He snaps his fingers and pecks your nose.

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Authors Note

So I haven't updated in like a week. I'm really sorry. Classes are killing me. I started this and forgot to finish it. I had everyone's done Except Louis. So I really could've posted something but I just forgot to finish it. Anyways please vote,comment, and fan. Bye my Lovelies :*)