It's Just a Game...Right? (Naruto Fanfic)

I Bet You....

*Mononoke's P.O.V*

"SSSSSOOOO, who's this emo you tortured?" Hayato said casually as we walked down the hall to the classroom. 

"Well he's the emo looking one."  

He anime fell at my answer but then he popped back up with a sweatdrop. I have always wondered, how can we do that? I mean we literally fall on our faces with our feet in the air but then we can flip back up without moving, THEN sweatdrops are HUGE. Then we don't look weird after it, I am either in some weird anime or a fanfic. Well anyway back to reality, or is it?

"That oddly does narrow it down." Hayato said as he scratched his chin. 

"Oh and Yato...move."

"What?" BOOM, he was then ran over by 5 Naruto's...for some reason.

While he was coughing dust and twitching like he was on the verge of dying, YES. Then I was completely confused about why Naruto was fighting...with other hims? All of them were trying to squeeze into the bathroom. To laugh or be confused...I'll save both for later.

"Hey Yato, you got a Kunai I can use?" I said broadly as I poked his face with my finger. He revived from his zombie-ness and sat up and just raised an eyebrow at me.

"Can't you use your 'magical ninja-ness' to get one?" He said while putting air quotes around magical ninja-ness with his hands. I just sighed while stretching my cheek with my finger.

"Well uh...ya see...I can only pull things out of air for comedic purposes...or to advance the plot." Then in the back ground I could hear Naruto STILL fighting over the bathroom.

Well anyway when I said that Yato fell flat on his face and started to laugh a little while pulling out a kunai that he had in his shirt. Wait a minute....

"Yato why the hell do you have a kunai in your shirt?"

"I live with a short, exploding cupcake throwing, masochistic, ninja that can very well hurt me...do you really think I would let myself go without protection." He said in a matter of fact tone while spinning the kunai on his finger.

"Okay 1, the ending of your sentence sounds so wrong, and 2, if you need to carry around a kunai then I need to carry around a katana because of your sexual assaulting, incest loving, freak personality that will very well get one of us arrested one day." 

"One of us?"

"Yes, you for sexual assault, or me for murder." Ah I can see it now, my brother behind bars as I smack him with a tissue box saying, "I told you, you were sick, now get health, dammit."

He just rolled his eyes, and then I got up and walked over to Naruto who, I might add is STILL arguing with his clones on who could go in the bathroom. Then in the background I heard something...that sounded like that whistle that SpongeBob had to blow into that one time to join a jelly fish club. You know that whistle sounded like it said "loser" ever time he blew. Hm I wonder were it came from.

To my 'surprised' it was my little tortured emo from earlier, Sasu-somthin'. Hell with it I'll just call him emo king. Well emo king saw me looking at him blankly and glared at me a little before walking away. Ouch, so he holds grudges. At least I am not on his team...or am I? 

I completely lost track of what I was going to do and just chucked the kunai in a random direction somehow hitting Naruto's clones and not him so he could get in the bathroom. Then I started to choke Hayato while smacking him with my wrist. Hey people say never to lay your hands on your siblings, they never said anything about wrist or any other body part.