It's Just a Game...Right? (Naruto Fanfic)

I TOLD YOU SO

*Mononoke's P.O.V*

Well it's sunny at the moment, warm too. Also I think it's like a day of the week, Wednesday maybe, it feels like one. Oh and by the way EVERYONE FUCKING HATES ME!!! What the hell did I do while I was sick? Did I fucking kill a puppy or something? The only one that isn't mad at me or at least sends me a smile is Naruto and Hayato. No surprise there.

Sakura glares at me a lot now a days and I'm ignored by Kakashi and Sasuke most of the time, and that is the number 1 way to make me sad then mad, then very bipolar. Oh and by the way it's been 2 days and now were escorting that wizard to his home. I have 2 things to say, (1) I think he has to be a wizard because he is like the only non-ninja I have seen and that is like defying nature and only a wizard can do that, (2) if we are ninjas and wizards with magical powers can't we just poof to his house? It seems like a waste of time to walk there when we can use a jutsu to get there.

"YYYEAAAAH!!" Naruto screamed as we were leaving the village to do our mission. 

"What are you getting so worked up about Naruto?" Sakura said and then my best friend became a butterfly that was passing by. 

I just started to watch it while I heard Naruto yelling about being  a traveler because this is his fristtime leaving the village. Seriously? This is first time leaving his village, now that's what I called sheltered. Then Naruto started to yell about being the Hokage again and then the old guy say something about pigs. I seriously just pretty much started to ignore those guys, while I started to watch the butterfly. 

Oh and in case your wondering, no, Hayato isn't coming unfortunately, Bowie Sensei made him stay and somehow he was able to make Yato agree after...1...3....8 hours of arguing. The first 4 hours he was arguing with Yato then the rest he was arguing with me. I bet your wondering why me and Hayato wanted him to come right? Well I ain't tellin' you shit! I don't know you! In fact who the hell am I talking to. Yeah I'm going nuts.

"Momo where are you going?!" Naruto yelled behind me.

I turned around to face them but when I did I noticed that I was a good 10 meters away from them. Oh my gosh! That damn butterfly hypnotized me, but it's so pretty can't look away. NO FIGHT THE POWER!!! RUN RUN RUN!!!! 

And then I ran away from the butterfly of doom when everyone just looked at me like I was some bug ass crack head. Der her her. Haha couldn't resist.

"OVER THE RIVER AND THREW THE WOODS TO GRANDPA'S HOUSE I GO!!!" I screamed  telling them the random direction that was probably wrong. I really just jumped into a tree and started to jump away ninja style.

*Kakashi's P.O.V*

"MOMO COME BACK!" Naruto yelled trying to follow her but I caught him by the shoulder before he could get to far.

"Just let her go Naruto. Besides we won't let her get so far that we can't sense her chakra."

He didn't say anything to me at first. He just looked at me and then started after the directionMononoke went before nodding his head. It's good that he didn't ask why, because I couldn't really give him an answer. It's just part of the agreement I made with her brother in order for him to stay when we left the village.

*Flashback*

"YOU HAVE TO LET ME GO TOO!" Hayato yelled at me taking a defence stance.

This boy, I can't understand him at all, just like his sister. Right now I am standing in the living room of the Kiyomizu sibling's house and Mononoke is in her room getting some stuff for the mission leaving me and her brother.