It's Just a Game...Right? (Naruto Fanfic)

Smarty+Insane=Fun with NO Sun

*Mononoke's P.O.V*

All I have to say is...what...the hell. I walked in on a tied up nin nin that is giving me a glare. To smack him or hit him, that is the question. And those are the words of that dude that is like famous but I don't know him. 

"Now...what to do with you?" I said when I got out a stick out of thin air, my obvious special power that all awesome people have.

I started to pock him in the head and while I did I could see his eyes tring to make me explode. Should I tell him I'm not a cupcake?

"Loser."

*Earlier that Day*

I was attacked by...the floor. Yeah!!!! I was getting up to go home and get something to eat since we were dismissed for lunch when, Hayato. My brother who is now dead to me, decided to push me on the floor and then...run a like a pansy.

I WILL invent a robot that can slap him and it WILL be done in 79 years!!! But I don't have 79 years so I will send the next best thing. SHIKIGAMI!!!! The technique that me and mostly Hayato invented when I we were little that took pieces of paper and turned them into beings that we could use as servants.

For short you could saw we took paper and used our chakra to turn them into whatever we wanted to do anything we wanted. I took a 1 of the slips of papers I had in the back of my pocket and yelled "Shiki" while I through it on the ground, when everyone was out of the classroom. My Shikigami come out looking like a Marshmallow person if I don't think of a specific form to give it in case your wondering.

Don't worry though, this time I turned my Shikigami into a mole. I evil smirk started to come to my lips when I new I just created a monster. Why do I feel like someone told me that before.

"Alright my friend take these cupcakes and throw them at my brother, you know the one." I said while tieing my ninja cupcakes that I got from...do you really need to ask? 

Well I tied my cupcakes that are in a bag and tied them to the moles back. It nodded and jumped out a window and landed on the ground and started to dig a hole in the ground. It's a damn mole so don't think the thoughts I know that you know that I know you are thinking.

Well pay back 1 is complete now then what do I do? I got bored really quick and then went outside to walk around and do you know what I saw. I saw a sad looking blonde boy sitting on top of a water tower that was on the roof. Aw poor yellow blonde.

I found something to fill my time until Hayato comes!!!!! I hopped up on the roof and then popped up next time him making a slight 'thud' noise as I landed. I whipped his head to the side when he heard and looked at me with wide eyes when he say me.

"Hey uh...Mononoke or Momo? Right." He said slightly confused as he talked. I smiled at him sweetly as I took a seat next to him while making my legs pop up in the air.

"Which ever you prefer really. Momo is just short for Mononoke. Naruto right?" I said casually as I just looked up at the sky. I heard him say yeah so I just kept looking up without looking at him.

"So blonde fluff-bag, what's got you in a looking like a person stole your girlfriend." I said not able to think of anything creative at the moment besides a fish that swallowed a grenade. Except that just didn't fit right with his expression and...I think there might be more then 1 problem with that.

I noticed that it got a little to quite after that and that's when I looked to see...an even deeper depressed Naruto. WAIT! Don't tell me! I got it right didn't I! WOH I AM AWESOME and...just have bad timing.

"Alright boy tell the mentally unstable threat to others nin nin that can pull bombs out of the air  and then shove them down your throat what's wrong." I said while patting his back comfortingly. He looked at me scared, and like I was possibly nice.