It's Just a Game...Right? (Naruto Fanfic)

I'm With Stupid

*Mononoke's P.O.V*

So after Kakashi put a bandage on Naruto after he did his little emo moment we all continued on our journey to the old guys house and on our epic and boring as hell journey we ran into...THE ROWER

*FLASH BACK*

"OMG you are the rower!!!" I said fast and happily as we were getting on some randoms guys boat to actually get to the land of waves. Again why can't we just use a jutsu to teleport there. 

"What." The guy said genuinely confused.

"I am such a huge fan of yours." As you can see I am not just a David Bowie fan, I am the ROWERS fan. I mean he is the freaking rower, he is THE most awesomest person EVVVER. I wanna be just like him when I grow up...or a mermaid.

"Why?"

"Everything you do is just A-MAY-ZAAHH!!"

"No I...I just row man."

"SING THE ROWING SONG."

"The what?"

"You know, oh I sure like to row with my...ore...ROWING. Sing along with me as I row my boat."

"No."

"But I love you."

"Stop."

"Say something funny rower."

"Whatever."

"Hahahahahahhahaha...that is classic rower." Then it just went all silent. The next thing I know I am picked up by Kakashi sensei and he just tosses me over his shoulder like I was a bag of bags. He said something and I lost interest so I didn't give a shit.

Next thing after that I am plopped down in the boat between Bowie sensei and...the emo king to be. Great now I know I am going to be bored, Sasuke is always like himself so he's like as good to me as a old sleeping guy and Bowie sensei is well the sensei. If I mess with him I might regret it later. So yeah I just turned to the water and stared at my reflections and Sasuke's and Bowie's reflection of their hair. Do they use jell or something because it like defy gravity.

*Present*

In the background I could here Naruto start to yell about something being huge...uh...ok? And then the Rower told Naruto to shut up pretty much and then everyone started to talk about some gay-toe? Uh I am a little confused, how can a toe be gay? Then I just got even more confused when Tazuna started to talk about his grandson crying and his daughter condemning us. 

"Okay I have 2 questions." I said holding up to fingers that looked like a peace sign to get everyone's attention.

"1 why is everyone talking a gay toe, and 2 why the hell are you making up a sob story Tazuna. You know Bowie sensei and emo boy are both softies under all their depressing-ness." I said pinching both Sasuke and Kakshi with my fingers.

"You might make them cry."

"Shut up/quit it." They both said at the same time whacking my hands away. I'm sure you can figure out who said what. Kakashi let out a sigh after that.

"I guess we have no choice. I guess we are just going to have to keep guarding you." Kakashi said as he sweatdropped and everyone else turned forward but me.

When everyone was turned forward Tazuna flashed a peace sign at me while mouthing "I win" with a smile. OH MY GOSH, hahaha a truly awesome performance by the old dude! 2 thumbs UP. Not 1 but 2.

Okay so after that I Just turned back around to look at the water and I could tell we were getting closer to land because the fog was starting to get less dense...but...something didn't feel right. I could feel my body tensing up for some reason and I just know when that happens that something wrong. So I did the only thing I knew what to do when I was getting a little stressed for unknown reason.