It's Just a Game...Right? (Naruto Fanfic)

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*Hayato's P.O.V*

"Momo...get up Momo." I said nudging her slowly. I hate it when she's sick. She is so unpredictable it's scary. 

She started to steer slightly and then I saw her turn her head towards me and rub her eyes. They were droopy and red, and so was her nose and cheeks. The rest of her was so pale that she almost looked like an albino.

"Did you have to wake me up? I was having that awesome ninja dream where I'm a ninja." She said sitting up and still rubbing her eyes. 

"Dude...you are a ninja." I said sweatdropping at her. Her eyes went wide when I said that and then she hopped on top of her bed and then got in my face.

"I AM!!! HOLY SHIT THAT'S AWESOME!!!" After that she slapped me and then ran off. What the hell?

When she ran out the room I heard knocking. We have visitors? I got up from the floor and went to answer the door and I could hear some people arguing outside and I just knew hell was coming. When I turned the knob and pulled the door open I was right. All of team 7 was there and so was the sensei.

"Hold up. How the hell do you guys know where we live?" I said surprised and irritated at the same time.

"Hello to you too." Sasuke said in his emo and snobbish tone.

"Fucking stalkers." Yeah this is going to be the longest day of my life.

*Sasuke's P.O.V*

"Fucking stalkers." I heard Hayato say not even trying to hide his words.

Of course he would say something like that. After all that's probably something Mononoke would say if she knew we were here. They are both so much alike I still find it hard to tell whether or not they are playing tricks with us or not.

Well anyway Hayato walked off and left the door open for us and the moment I entered I noticed it was...almost empty. The only thing they had for furniture was a table and a few pillows for sitting, but my thoughts were soon interrupted by a crackling sound.

I looked down the hallway that lead to what I guessed is their rooms and saw...it was on fire. Hayato was just standing in front of it with a sweatdropped while we looked at him the same way.

"Hey Momo, you set the house on fire again." He said casually while turning his head to the room that Mononoke was in.

There was no response at all to him and he just sighed before he took out a fire extinguisher out of the closet and started to put out the fire. While he was doing that Naruto grabbed me and Sakura and dragged us with him to Mononoke's room. He is the whole reason that we are here, he went by each of our houses and then went to Kakashi sensei to ask if he knew where Mononoke lived. When he said yes he dragged as here. Doesn't that idiot know we are supposed to be preparing for a mission, not watching a sick girl as she laid in bed all day.

Never the less he pulled us to her and all we saw when we entered her room was...a bed? Yeah that's all there was. No furniture of any kind, not even a frame. On top of that bed though was a lump that had covers over it and black hair sticking out of the covers.

 "MOMO ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!!" Naruto yelled nearly blowing my ears out. He is so irritating!

When she didn't move he just jumped on her bed and messing with the covers. No Mononoke. As we all looked at the bed confused I felt something hit my jaw and send me flying through the roof. When I came back down I landed on a pile of dust from the roof and Mononoke was squatting in front of me with her hands on her knees smiling huge while a vain mark showed up on my head as I glared up at her.