It's Just a Game...Right? (Naruto Fanfic)

OMG...What the Hell was That?

*Mononoke's P.O.V*

For some reason I started to hear things around me that was just plain weird. It sounded like moaning and at the same time like someone was doing a very bad job of singing. When I felt something cold touch me my head just automatically snapped to look at it. Everything around me though seemed completely dark except for something that seemed even more weird then suddenly being in complete darkness.

It looked like a shadow but it was white and it looked like the figure of a person. It just stood there watching me, and the same goes for me. I was stuck watching the being and couldn't look away. Then in the middle of the silence voices started to be heard and it was just getting louder by the minute.

Then the being looked away from me while I still watched. It stared ahead of both of us, giving an expressionless look to the dark world around us with the few features it had before it faded away into the background. 

When it was gone a weight was suddenly on my stomach and I could finally make out the voices around me. For some reason it sounded like Zabuza was explaining his life story to my team. That was confirmed when suddenly I was back in the foggy forest with the idiot Zabuza  standing on top of me like he just killed the hokage and now he was gloating about it. Should I feel scared, flattered, or don't give a damn...let's try the last one.

"It felt so GOOD!!!" He yelled while stepping on my stomach a little bit harder while I think breaking a few of my ribs.

(1) THAT HURTS LIKE HELL YOU BASTARD!!!!! (2) And am I the only one who got a weird/dirty/wrong idea when he said IT felt good. It just seemed soo...creepy. Okay mind out of gutter and time to get my body out form under him before I get squished like a bug.

I have only one idea at the moment...BURN BITCH BURN!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA....wait.........that might work. So while Zabuza went on and on about how he was a merciless bastard that killed everyone I performed some hand signs and you know what he didn't even notice.

"YO ZABUZA!!!" When I yelled that Zabuza finally noticed me and looked wide eyed at me when he saw me finishing with my hand signs. You know people really screw themselves when they just start talking in the middle of battle.

"GO TO HELL YOU EVIL BOWIE SENSEI CLONE!!!" After that I just place my palm in front of him and my chakra came out while turning into fire an inch away.

He jumped away from me to avoid the heat and I jumped away in case he tried to attack me while I was doing the jutsu. The thing is after getting a few of my ribs broken and starting to bleed internally caused my footing to mess up so I actually just skied backwards until I started to fall on my butt. I was caught by the ramen loving nin nin and then he started to talk about how he had a plan.

"Momo do you know where your windmill shuriken are at?" Naruto asked as he picked me up and had me sitting on one of his knees and I had the rest of my body leaning against his chest.

"Uh well...." I though it was on my back like it usually is since that's were I have it but then when I looked it wasn't there.

"I guess it's in my bag...last I saw it, it was over there." I said and pointed at a random tree were for some reason it was there. Hu...I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! 

"Thanks Momo." Naruto said while smiling.

"Hey Ruru-kun what over ridiculously convoluted plan you make up just make sure to sit me in front over there by Sakura and Tazuna." I said pointing at them.

He nodded his head and went over to them and set me between the 2. The next thing I know Naruto does his shadow clone jutsu and attacks the Zabuza clone. Zabuza sends him and the clones flying backwards but then as Naruto starts skidding across the he somehow magically had my bag and threw one of my shurikens to Sasuke. He caught it and through it, but when he threw it he sent it towards the real Zabuza instead of the Zabuza clone.