It's Just a Game...Right? (Naruto Fanfic)

tag team turmoil

 *Mononoke's P.O.V*

Day 2, I woke up...naked, WHAT THE HELL. I had 30 minutes before I had to get to the class, my stupid brother was gone and guess what...SO WAS ALL MY CLOTHES. Oh did little Hayato decide to steal my clothes for payback for making him be like a girl yesterday. Well guess what you ass, I invented this game. You're gonna get a little surprise today.

*Hayato's P.O.V*

I left home early since Mononoke was taking forever to wake up. I swear I don't know anymore. Is she getting lazy or something, I guess she isn't a morning person. This morning I woke her up but NO she just looked at me and then took a lighter out of thin air, how the hell she did that I don't know, it's like she's a fan-fic character sometimes, and she used her chakra and the fire from the lighter to make a damn EXPLOSION. With it ONLY hitting ME. 

Well anyway, since I started at that stupid academy girls have been calling me/momo a Sasuke look alike. For one thing who the hell is Sasuke? Was it that guy with the dog on his head, or that guy with the glasses, maybe that blonde kid. 

Speaking of that kid, I saw him siting by himself in the middle of a table. Well there's nothing else to do so....

"Hey you, what's your name? I am Hayato Kiyomizu." I said taking a seat next to the kid.

He looked over at me with his eyes partly closed. Gosh why do all the people here do that. I mean every freaking time I talk to someone they make their eyes so small that you can barely look them in the eye.

"I am Naruto Uzumaki, the next hokage. Believe it! So...which one are you?" He said looking at me curiously. To tell the truth I had no idea what he was talking about so I just blinked at him at first. Then it hit me...about at the same time when the sliding door hit it's frame.

"YO HAYATO WERE THE HELL IS MY CLOTHES." I knew that voice and when I turned I...could have sworn I was looking in a mirror.

In front of me was my clone, she might as well be. She was wearing MY clothes, had her hair like MINE, and she looked EXACTLY like ME. The only way I anyone could tell she was a SHE was that she talked with HER voice. No change at all to that.

Everyone just gocked at her and then turned to me. The question was obvious now to me what everyone was thinking. Who is who? With both of us dressed as boys no one knew, either that or everyone was to dense to figure it out. I'm going with the second one.

Ok it was just irritating the crap out of me that everyone was looking at me and Momo like that and so I'm gonna ignore her for now and end the confusion. I stood on the table about to speak when...BOMB. I got pushed off the table and fell about 10 steps down the stairs before I finally stopped. I land on my butt so I didn't have to look up to see who did that. I wasn't surprised either.

"You don't get to speak until you give me back my clothes you perv!!! Who the hell strips their sister when their sleeping?!" She said pointing at me with one hand with the other on her hip. I heard some of the girls in the background squeal slightly and I can just imagine some of the guys were probably picturing her naked.

"Oh and in case you haven't figured it out yet...I'm Mononoke." Momo said as she pulled out a few of the hair pins to reveal some of the long strains of her hair. Great so now only people could tell who is who by messing with our hair. 

Just then Iruka sensei came in and told us that we would be called by name and that the test would be on the clone jutsu. I started to hear the sound of someone slowly dieing...I looked over at Naruto to see him about to have a heart attack, what's up with him.