It's Just a Game...Right? (Naruto Fanfic)

Truth, Dare, or Strip of Shame

*Mononoke's P.O.V*

Okay I am confused. How the hell did this turn into Sakura and Ino glaring at me with red faces, Naruto, Hayato and Choji looking like they were about to die laughing...and Sasuke smirking at me in...I hate to say it but in a very sexy way. I had no idea what was going on so I just stared at the bottle in the middle of our little circle and wondering what the hell did Hayato tell Sasuke to do?

*Flash Back*                

The day after those genin for the sand village told us about the chunnin exams Kakashi-Sensei told us to meet him at that bridge near the academy and guess what. Yup...the dude is late again and is probably late from reading his porn. Then when he showed up his excuse involved a cat or an old lady or somethin'.

"I know this is a bit sudden I recommended you for the Chunnin exams, all 4 of you." And that's when Kakashi randomly pulled out some papers with our names on them...I swear people are copying me, and I am sure you can imagine my shocked and confused face when he did that.

After that he went on to say something about voluntary participation and somethin' or other and I just zoned out. Then he said if we wanted to be involved in the Chunnin exams that we had to be at room 301 at the academy in 5 days. Then I was I attacked by an ice cream cone...you know, just another day in the life of Momo.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMO!" Was the shrill cry of the she-male also known as the just as insane clone of mine. In other words the village dubbed him as my 'twin' brother Hayato.

I just really tried to ignore him as I got up and tried to whip away the frozen fat on a waffle from my face and hair. Yup I was almost murdered by one of life’s most tastiest and awesome things...but then again this wasn't the first time either, there was that one time when me and Naruto overdosed on ramen and ice cream and ended up in the hospital...but that's a story for another day.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMO-CHAN!" And this time the yelling was right in my damn ear. 

For some reason I was pulled from the ground and pulled into the crushing embrace of my brother as he rubbed his face on mine. Um...this feels so weird.

"Um...Hayato...get the hell away from me." I said confused as he rubbed his face all over my ice cream covered head and smearing it even more everywhere.

"Oh how cute! You're just adorable Momo-chan! Absolutely just the cutest little thing in the world." He said with as much moe as possible that it was actually sickening. Then I swear I saw random flowers blooming behind him...did he slip crack in my Cheetos.

"What's going on?" I said sweat dropping as did everyone else did as they watched me get my personal space violated.

"Hahahah you're just too cute ya know that. And now that you're old enough we need to talk about how a bird raped a tree and the mutant offspring of the flower and the bee." He said stepping back and giving me a serious look.

"Can I say this is harassment?" 

"Yes, yes you can. But none of that matters." After that Yato slung his arm around my shoulder and turned us to my team that was still there for some reason.

"Ladies, boys and/or she-males, I am proud to say for one night only you all will be prisoners of the Kiyomizu's for Mononoke." He announced in his booming voice while everyone looked at him confused.

"You can come willingly as guest to our house at 7 or you can come forcefully in chains by 7:01, your choice." He said while smirking.

"Oh and don't forget to bring some stuff because you guys are staying over for the night.”