It's Just a Game...Right? (Naruto Fanfic)

I Can Control the World

*Mononoke’s P.O.V*

So after my ‘miraculous’ recovery we FINALLY made it Tazuna’s house and even then we had to wait a while for Bowie-Sensei to wake up. All the while I think I was having a mini panic attack because I just kept on getting a really bad feeling and if history can teach us anything…besides the fact that it is kind of like Sakura (useless), is that I am almost always right, and I know what you are thinking, cocky little midget.

So right now all of us…well all of team 7 are in Kakashi’s room staring at him as he sleeps like some pervy homicidal wackos. Like I said I was having a bad feeling so I was sitting in a corner like an emo freak just glaring at the floor. Then for some reason I couldn’t keep my hands out of my hair, I kept having to pull it down even with it in a ponytail and you wanna know why?

“Ah…hey Momo-chan why is your hair puffing up?” Naruto asked a little nervous when he looked at me.

YES…my fucking hair starts to puff out. No it doesn’t get really puffy and curly or anything, it just starts standing a little on end when I’m upset or mad, it actually looks cool. Well back to Naruto.

“Uh it’s my bodies stupid why of telling me calm the fuck down, you know like those spiky blow fish. It puffs out from time to time when I get really pissed off or upset.” I said with my eyes closed while messaging my temple. He nodded his head and went back to staring at Kakashi in his sleep like a weirdo.

Soon though, Tazuna's daughter...I forgot her name, called all of us to get something to eat, so finally everyone stopped staring at Kakashi and left. I was the last to leave the room and Tazuna's daughter stopped me in the hallway before I could go into the living room with everyone else.

"Not so fast young lady. I need you to come with me to change your clothes." She said in a motherly tone. To tell the truth it was kind of nice since I never really had a real human mom.

"I would change my clothes but my bag was lost with all my clothes." 

YES! Those idiots lost my bag while we were fighting Zabuza and now I don't have any of my weapons besides the ones in my ninja pouch and kunai hostler. So for the past few hours I have been walking around in bloody, wet, and dirty clothes, oh joy.

"Well then we'll just have to make you an outfit." She said while smiling at me. I just couldn't help but cock one of my eyebrows at her, smirk, and put my hands on my hips.

"What did you have in mind?"

*Time Skip*

Right now I was standing in front of a mirror looking at my new clothes.Tsunami (YES I figured out her name) is like the magical magician of clothes. She found some cloth and was able to make an outfit for me in less then 10 minutes and not only that but it looks AWESOME. She should really go into business as a clothes designer.

Somehow in 10 minutes she was able to alter some of her old clothes that are twice my size to fit me. So now I am wearing a blue tank-top under a white shirt that looks like slightly like a school uniform with a purple ribbon. I also had arm warmers now (don't judge they look awesome) they also had purple ribbons, and red frills at the end. I was wearing a red skirt that Tsunami and I took at least 3 minutes to agree on. She wanted to make my skirt longer but I wanted it to be short, she finally agreed when I told her I would wear pants under it of course.

Lastly she found me some brown boots I could wear. Yeah I had to get new shoes too since mine somehow got burnt...yeah I don't know if I burned my shoes or what. By the way since my hair is always going to be up I had to place my headband around my waist. I just hate the fact that my shirt covers it up a lot so it's hard to see. Oh and in case anyone has forgotten I still have my little crystal dagger necklace that Moro gave me, and I'm wearing that under my shirt as always. Out of sight, but somehow I still keep it in mind now and then.