It's Just a Game...Right? (Naruto Fanfic)

The Mist

*Mononoke's P.O.V*

Now it was dinner time and I was stuck for some reason sitting between Sasuke and Sakura. Can I saw it just felt weird to have her glare at me the whole time I was eating, then speaking of eating, Naruto and Sasuke for some reason I think were having a eat off. They just kept on eating and eating and I was trying to stop myself but...it was to perfect.

"UM NUM-NUM NO JUTSU!" I yelled in Naruto's voice while everyone except Naruto and Sasuke looked at me. Then while Sasuke was eating I got close to him and started to act like the narrator of his thoughts while he ate and of course I said everything in his voice.

"No one will ever understand the food I taste. The food that taste like regret...and noodles. Just like the taste in my mouth the day that Sasuke's brother ruined my life. For some reason there where noodles involved...it was WEIRD!" When I finished I just ended up just looking at Sasuke sideways with a goofy smile while everyone just laughed to themselves silently...weird, I though they would tell me to shut up or something but even Bowie-Sensei smiled at me...I think...damn mask thing.

Sasuke noticed what I said while he was eating and shoved me a little but not hard, just enough to show me that he noticed what I said. That's when him and Naruto popped up at the same time screaming that they wanted more food...then they both threw up.

"Quite wasting food you idiots." I said half-caring while I took a bit of the rice I had.

Then they started to talk about how they had to eat more then the other and then it got boring. Basically Kakashi said something to get them to stop and then dinner was over. Then somehow Sakura asked a question that ended up with Inari running out crying while Tazuna ended up telling us the story of how Inari almost drowned and how his father was brutally murdered in fort of the entire village. Then for some reason Naruto fell on the floor and it was time for bed.

*Time Skip*

After I slept, I woke up, go dressed, and went to the kitchen and got breakfast...yeah everything is boring so far. Well anyway I walked into the kitchen and everyone was talking about how Naruto was out all night training and that he was probably dead. What the fuck is wrong with everyone?! Why are they always talking about people dieing?!

"Sakura's right, Naruto is such a loser that he is probably lying out there dead somewhere." Was one of the things that I heard when I got in the kitchen, and that comment came from none other then the annoying Uchiha himself.

Without really thinking about it I walked up behind him and slapped the back of his head, grabbed an apple, and left. Yup I am going to look for Naruto. That little nub has grown on me the past few weeks, so I gotta right to worry about the possibly dead monkey.

So I ended up wondering the forest looking for him and after a little while I did...and a girl? Well I think Naruto has moved on from Sakura and all I can say is I think it's for the best. I mean she is constantly going after Sasuke and she doesn't even notice how her and Naruto are so alike, personality wise at least.

Then while I was thinking the things I think the girl got up and started to walk away saying that Naruto was going to get strong...VERY strong, and then just said good bye. After a few minutes of walking though she just stopped in the middle.

"Oh and by the way...I'm a boy." She or HE said.

The only things I could think was 'BULLSHIT SHE'S LIEING' and 'Why the hell is he wearing a pink kimono, damn transvestite!' and finally 'If he's telling the truth he is the prettiest boy I've ever seen.'

So while the he-she started to walk away I went up to Naruto and sat on his head while he just went on mumbling something I couldn't understand. Hu...you'd think he'd noticed a girl sitting on his head. Oh well.