It's Just a Game...Right? (Naruto Fanfic)

Eyes of the Miko

*Mononoke's P.O.V*

Yesterday we finished up training. Yeah yesterday was so damn boring that I think I fell asleep in tree in the middle of it but...I can't remember. Well whatever happened yesterday, Kakashi told me and Sakura that we had finished our chakra control training and that we were to guard Tazuna. Well mostly me since Sakura can't and doesn't do shit. To put it in short it was one of the longest fucking days of my life. I mean what would you do if you heard:

"Momo what do you think Sasuke is up to?" or

"I wish Sasuke was here!" or

"Aaaahhh Sasuke~"

That bullshit got annoying the first time she said it and even more annoying when she said it 20 more times each. Hell I started to think she could say all that crap backwards if she wanted to. If she could do that I would so start to like her a bit.

Thank god though that time for being at the bridge ended and I was able to get to the house and...then get ordered by Kakashi to go get Naruto and Sasuke. The only reason I did it to was because he gave me...PAPER BOMBS! I lost all of mine in the fight with Zabuza. Then as I left Bowie-Sensei's face was like 'I think I just caused the Apocalypse to happen', for obvious reasons. I mean would you give explosives to me?

After a little while I finally made it to the training ground and saw that Naruto was on the ground passed out and Sasuke was glaring at a tree. Uh...okay.

~Momo's Idea of what happened~

Naruto was in battle with the tree. The tree got tired of getting cut by Naruto and fought back smacked Naruto with it's branch of doom. Naruto went flying back but he was thrown at another tree that transformed into a dragon and beat Naruto up even more. While Naruto was getting beat up to the transformers theme song Sasuke was still training not giving a shit.

Then Naruto got thrown at Sasuke, Sasuke got pissed off and was about to beat Naruto up, but then saw how beat up his friend was and knelt down to take pity on his friend.

"Naruto...what happened?" Sasuke asked on the verge of tears. 

"I got beat up by a tree and a dragon...you...you...you." Naruto trailed off loosing consciousness.

"Say it Naruto. You can say it. Come on! SAY IT!" Sasuke said starting to try and make Naruto stay alive.

"You asshole...." Then Naruto passed out closing his sparkling blue eyes. Sasuke then got up and dropped his friend and looked at the tree glaring. 

"Don't worry Naruto...I WILL avenge you!"

Then Ms. Momo Kiyomizu came in thinking of a knew way to insult Sasuke and it struck her. She will insult the emo duckbutt in SONG!!! With THE perfect song. The Fuck You song.

~Back to Present/Reality~

"Okay emo ducky it's time for training to end." I said walking up behind him causing him to jump a little while I kept on thinking when I could sing the song. For some reason he looked at me weird as did everyone since yesterday. I just brushed it off and ignored it...also he just did the same to me.

That asshole had the nerve to ignore me completely and just went on training. I decided if he won't come peacefully I would drag his butt.

I got out a piece of paper and just tossed it near Naruto. I saw Sasuke watching me out the corner of my eye while I was making the shikigami. To a normal person it looked like I threw a piece of paper which I did, but then when it landed the paper just started to stand up on one of its corners and then smoke just started to surround it and then popped up looking like a marshmallow person.