It's Just a Game...Right? (Naruto Fanfic)

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*Mononoke's P.O.V*

Day 3, I wake up, TIED TO A BED, HOLY SHIT!!! Then guess what my fluffy friends, someone...was at the other end of the bed...smacking my foot?! And he thinks I'm weird.

"WAKE UP MOMO!!!!!" My brother yelled continuing to smack my foot while I just looked at him with one of my eyes twitching. Eventually a vain marked showed on my head as I tried not to think of ways to burn him, and then beat him, mutilate him, cut him, suffocate him, poison him, crush him...what else am I forgetting? Oh yes...trap him so I no one will ever know.

"YATO!!!!!! Why are you smacking my foot, and why am I tied to the fucking bed, you PEDO!!!!" Yeah that was me.

Don't get me wrong I love my brother but seriously he is becoming a freaking pervert. He FINALLY stopped smacking my foot and came to sit by my head. OH if I wasn't tied to this bed I would so hurt him right now.

"Well your finally up hu, well get dress and get to school. I'll be waiting for you." He said with his smile on his face. Then he just left me. But wait....

"DAMMIT HAYATO HOW DO I GET UP WHEN I'm TIED TO A BED."

*Time Skip*

Well I escaped the clutches of the freaking rope of hell. Are you surprised? Well you shouldn't, if I wasn't able to escape the plot of the story would not advance. After all I am the main character so nothing happens without me...or does it?

Okay so I walked to the Academy since I was arriving a little early then usual. When I got to the classroom and slid the door open I saw...that blonde kid called Naruto and...emo kid...MAKING OUT ON A DESK!!!!!!! Woh they want each other that bad? Well damn, save it for later you two.

Continue, well as you can see I walked in on a homo porno in action. You know how things get awkward and quiet when you walk in on someone naked and then you just leave. Well I didn't do that, I did this. 

Instead I walked up in the silents, I had to shove my way pass like a jillion girls to get to the damn desk. When I finally got there I got next to the two and wrapped my arms around the two and I screamed this.

"ACCEPTED!!!" Yeah everyone looked at me confused as anime tears streamed down my face,  and even the two males looked at me like I was insane...they have no idea...yet.

"Don't worry you two, we will all accept you as the homo-ful gaylords you are. We don't care if you like to smack faces with your own gender and stick things in places that are weird to us. We will love you and your homoness." I'm so kind aren't I, to accept the two gays that are possibly as fruity as Spongebob. Serious he walks to work scream LALALALA and hangs out with ONLY Patrick, most of the time. He is either on crack or awesome.

Well anyway while I was talking eyebrow twitching went to the max, ALL the girls eyes were twitching and the the two guys looked like they were about to kill me. The rest of the class busted out laughing, did I miss something?

On the desk behind me I could hear a certain incest obsessed sibling laughing his ass off. I let go of the two boys and when I did they started to threaten each other and spit out saliva. You can probable guess were I went, to do what all great sisters do, abuse the one you love most, well that is your brother.

"YO YATO, you know it is rude to leave someone tied to a bed." I said as always when he did weird crap to me. Some girls started to squeal in the background and the people that I could see without turning my head were blushing, either that or had their eyes popping out of their head. While I looked at Hayato he was smirking, shit.