History Scandals {Editing}

22 Home Sweet Home!

April 18th, 2014
Onika-

We were getting off the plane and to say I was tired wouldn't even come close to how I'm feeling now.

I could literally fall over on the ground and go to sleep.

I didn't get much rest on the plane because I sat next to a fat fuck that smelled like ass and snored like a fucking giant.

I would keep elbowing him in his big belly and he'd wake up and I'd act like I didn't do anything but he'd go back to sleep and snore again.

I asked the flight attendant could I change seats so many times and she said no.

I was about to curse that bitch out but I realized I was on a plane and I settled down.

What really had me fucked up was this nigga started Slobbering and some fell on my shirt.

I pushed his bald ass head and he popped up talking about some 'what happened?' With a dumbass look on his face.

I was like nigga your nasty ass slobbed all over my fucking shirt close you're fucking big ass mouth snoring all loud and slobbering all over people that shit is disgusting.

When I tell you that man stayed awake the rest of the Plane ride he really did. He sat up straight and didn't move.

I finally made it to my car in the airport parking lot.

To be honest I didn't realize how much I missed New York until now.

I unlocked the doors and threw my suit case in the back seat.

I sighed and started the car I needed to go home and have a bath then get some rest cause tomorrow I got a lot of business shit to do.

I pulled out the parking space.

Than I realized that I hadn't said goodbye to my baby.

I'll just text her to come over when I get home.

I stopped by Wendy's to get some food.

I shouldn't be eating this with my fat ass. But I don't care I'll work out some time next week.

"Welcome to Wendy's may I take your order?"

"Yeah, can I get two junior bacon cheese burgers and a small fry with a large lemonade."

"Will that be all?"

"Yes"

"That'll be 8.50 ma'am, Pull to the second window please."

I pulled to the second window and grabbed my purse so I could get my money.

I handed the dude a ten and he just kept staring at me while I'm sitting here holding the money out so he could take it.

"Uh mmmm." I say clearing my throat and he shook his head and gave off a smile.

"Sorry ma'am." He says grabbing the money from me while I just nodded.