Just kidding (Jennifer Lawrence)

Chapter 21

So I haven't updated in like a year so sorry about that😳

I begged Jen to let me go to set the next day but she said no because apparently I was "too distracting" um like can u not. Even though I kept messing up and being really hyper and shouting a lot doesn't mean I was distracting... Ok maybe it does. I literally had no plans for the day so I decided to call Kelsey. I sat on my bed in my elephant onsie and cold pizza and called her. She answered, which I was not expecting so when I said hi I kind of choked on s piece of pizza and then made a gurgling kind of dying sweet potato sound(if you know what I mean😏) I think she thought I was butt calling her or something because she hung up but worry I called her again (I called 7 times before she actually picked up #friendshipgoals). I told her that we needed to hang out and for the first time in like ever (ok in the past like 2 days) she could hang out.

We decided to go see an R rated movie which is going to be really hard to get into considering that we're 13. Her mom dropped her off and we got started with the process of making ourselves age 5 years. After tying to make a time machine for about 5 minutes me gave up and instead decided to coat ourselves in makeup👍. I snuck into Jen's bathroom (even though she wasn't there I needed to practice my sneeking skills if they ever want me to be in another hunger games movie). I grabbed a ton of her makeup and started to work my magic on Kelsey. You see I look like a 5 year old, and if I tried to look 18 I would still look like a 5 year old, just one that went through puberty a little too early. I started by coating her face in foundation (which was like 50 shades too dark for her) and then I gave her winged liner which were looked horrible and I filled in her eyebrows which lemme tell you do not on fleek. Finally I grabbed a trench coat from Jen's closet and she climbed on top of my shoulders. Let me clarify, I'm like 4.11 ft tall, and she's like fricken 5.7 ft so it was a realllll struggle. Eventually she managed to climb on my shoulders and then we realized that one I couldn't walk that way, and two we still had to get to the movies. Kelsey hopped off ,my shoulders and we grabbed our bikes, it took us only about 5 minutes to get to the movie theatre but in that time I was hoping I would think of a way to sneak two 13 year old girls into the movies and make them look 18 which would be hard, again, because I'm 4.11 ft and look like a sweet potato. I finally remember seeing someone hide inside of another persons shirt so the other person looked really fat and sneak into the movies on Instagram, and I decided we should try it. After about 15 minutes of trying we finally managed it,Manx Kelsey looked really fat. Just as she was buying her ticket, I heard the shirt begin to split, and I froze, praying I would not slip out.