Just kidding (Jennifer Lawrence)

Chappie 8

I sat in the back of Jens car, rocking out to meh music.

AND I WAS LIKE, BABY BABY BABY OH YEAH!!!!

MY FIRST LOVE BROKE MY HEART FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!!

Jen laughed, "ok ok!" She said. I stopped singing.

"Where are we going?" I asked.

"The mall!" She replied nonchalantly.

The mall...😳 I've never been to a, a mall. I made an o' shape with my mouth. I wonder what a mall looked like, It could be all black and scary with giant vampire bats sucking my blood and creepy people selling peanuts!!!!!!! Or not.

"Why?!" I chirped.

"Back to school shopping!!!! Heard of it?" She joked.

I thought for a while and then said, "Actually, no, I haven't heard of it. What is this wonderful craft of wizardry?" It had the word shopping in it... I like shopping! *insert evil laugh here*

Jen turned around in her seat, mouth open in shock, " Wait, you've never been back to school shopping?" The look on her face completely cracked me up.

"Nope!" I said popping the p'. I giggled.

"Hope!" She gasped. "That is not something to laugh about! Everybody goes back to school shopping!" I had to think about this for a minute. Ahsjsjjdjd. Lemon. Iiiiiiiiiiii aaaaammmm ccccooooolllll!!!!!!!!!!

"Uh, nope! Not me!" Haha, I feel special! My thoughts wandered away from what Jen was saying. I started playing a video game in my head. I must have been using my imaginary controllers to much because when Jennifer next turned around, she looked at me oddly. Is 'oddly' even a word?😳

The next time I looked up from my "video game" we had just parked next to a GIANT building. It was brown and ugly. This. Was. The. Mall. Disappointment clouded my mind, no giant spiders or villains chasing us?😟 I must of looked pretty bummed out because Jen said, "just wait til' you're inside!" I nodded and followed her. On the inside, the mall was... Was, AWESOME! There were cool stores everywhere! We started off at the apple store because I saw a giant cardboard iPad next to the door, and It was playing flappy bird. Dude, it's flappy bird! We walked in and I ran strait to the phone section. There were so many of them! Ajshsnjshs. Hehe!

Jen bought me a phone. A. Real. Living. Okmaybenotliving... PHONE!😊 next we went into a not so little shop called _______ and it was pretty cool, I got some jeans, tops, and random other stuff like jewelry!!!

Jen told me she was just gonna run into a shop and she'd be right back. I was given ten bucks to blow, I felt rich!! Mwahahahahaha! Plan unhealthy eating✔️ I ran to Macdonalds and bought a milkshake..... Ya. I went to go find Jen. When I saw her, she was walking out of a video game/electronic store. She was carrying a giant bag of... Stuff. My eyes widened. Djhdfnk, goodies!

We sat in the car, me smiling like an idiot, holding my new Beats and some real video games. Jen had just brushed off my comments saying she had to take them back and that was to expensive and blah blah blah. I mean, who doesn't take free stuff. That's right. Everybody takes free stuff.

"IM SO FANCY, YOU ALREADY KNOW! IM IN THE FAST LANE, FROM L.A. TO TOKYO!!!!!!!!!" I screeched at the top of my lungs.

"Hope!" Jen screamed over the noise. I stopped singing. "Shush up!" She laughed. I blushed and rolled my eyes, "yes mam!"

Hiya! So, I've been getting a ton of votes, YAY!!! So, back to business. I need, TWO VOTES for chapter nine, and if your wondering why I always put that in caps, it's cuz some people don't fully read the authors notes, so CAPS catch there eye. Point for me!!! Sorry I didn't upload for a while, #writersblock! Anyways, if you have any ideas, please please please please PLEASE leave them in the comments👇 So ya!

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