You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Dr Pepper, Facebook, See more, Bad Religion, Michael Jackson, Cookie Dough, Listening to music, Awesome Face, Attack Attack!, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, August Burns Red, YouTube, A Day To Remember, and Barack Obama.
You: You are awesome.
Stranger: You are also awesome
Stranger: lets have children.
You: ....
You: Is it physically possible?
Stranger: I'm not sure
Stranger: What 'parts' have you got?
You: Girl parts.
Stranger: I have guy parts
Stranger: A biiiiig floppy hairy willy
You: Did not need that image
You: Wait why name him Willy
Stranger: well you have it now
Stranger: Because thats what he is
Stranger: A willy!
You: My friends named my boobs (don't ask), and they are Ollyollyoxenfree and Jose.
Stranger: HAHAHA!
Stranger: Fantastic!
Stranger: How old are you?
You: Creepy much?
You: How old are you?
Stranger: I'm only asking!
Stranger: GAWWD
Stranger: I'm 19
Stranger: I fucking BET
Stranger: you are 16 or 17
You: Psychic.
Stranger: I'm just clever
You: Ha...actually no.
You: I'm younger than thaaaat
Stranger: Oh GOD!
You: Fourteen, motherfucker! Can you say "pedophilia"
Stranger: I can now!
Stranger: We could've had the perfect life
Stranger: and lived the rest of our years in happiness!
Stranger: ILL MISS YOU MAN!
You: Well, It's legal in five years or some countries
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle Is Not Safe
Non-FictionThere is a feature on Omegle.com where you are asked a question by a third party. This third party observes you and your chatting partner's replies. You can also chat normally, ask a question yourself, or find a stranger with common interests.
